metal now, but i’ve always been.

Apparently the koala’s brain represents only 0.2% of its body weight, the lowest of any mammal. In addition, it occupies only 61% of its already unusually small skull cavity, it’s completely smooth all over and there’s a big hole through the middle where the lobes never connect.

FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL IT FOR YOU

People say the mayor in Animal Crossing New Leaf has no real power but they can just walk up to Isabelle and go “uhh yeah it’s actually 6 am on oktober 5th 2050″ and she’ll just take your word for it

thats just how dogs are

train

train

train

She just goes there to knock everything off the shelves

Debra “The Bulldozer” Johnson

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

oOH MY GOD

I too want to live in the kitchen cabinet and only come out when I hear the fridge open

I’m so confused why he would think cookie dough would give him salmonella??? What parent told him this. There’s no chicken in there!

Two words: Raw eggs.

?? What kind of world do you live in where Raw eggs carry salmonella or are in anyway unsafe

Don’t ask me, ask them Americans. I’m an Asian just passing the word on

Thank u so fucking much for this wisdom

wait you’re telling my i can get E, Coli just FROM EATING FLOUR straight from the bag???

Why..why are you eating flour straight from the bag?

Yo put that fucking second part on blast. This fucking bitch thinks she can just throw out a racial slur and get away without a bruise

That second part is…wow. I am not surprised but they really do think they can get away with anything.

i just started the young pope and i know fuck all about catholicism but i gotta say. lenny has the most potent bde

When a rogue bluffs his way into being a cleric

im curious so reblog with how y'all greet your pets when they enter the room. for example, i say “hey bud!!” for my cat and “how’s my baby???” for my dog

i say “hey babies” and “hi girls” even though my cat is a boy, but my dog is a girl and she’s older so it just sticks better

this is the happiest day of my life

Too soon

65 million years…