Danny

The testosterone that turns you into a vampire

reblog to bap prev with your paw

this post never fails to make me crave gummy orange slices

"you could just eat normal clementine slices?" NO! I want to eat ROCKS!

my writing gland is purple and swollen

do you take a werewolf boyfriend to the vet or the doctor. this is too complicated

Context: she had babies with a werewolf and isn’t sure where to take them either.

she had babies with a what

He died :(

Raising kids alone is stressful enough without them being part wolf.

when i was in middle school nickelodeon on directv broke and it froze on the same frame for five hours. which would not have been so bad, except it was during the episode of spongebob where he goes to live with the jellyfish. specifically the scene where he’s naked and covered in sea urchins and flopping all over the place trying to get them off. and it froze on the frame where spongebob was facedown on the ground, naked. so he was laying there like that in complete silence for five hours. we would change the channel back every so often to see if he’d gotten up, but he was still like that when we went to bed. none of my friends had directv so when i asked them the next day they hadn’t seen it, but my brother and i were pretty convinced that spongebob was dead.

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

tumblr angels do not support ICE btw 🩷🪽

tumblr demons don't support ICE either ✨

tumblr fallen angels DOES not support ICE too

vampires DO NOT SUPPORT ICE

Vultures DO NOT support ice.

Dinosaurs DO NOT support ICE

Wolfdogs DO NOT support ICE

Hyenas DO NOT support ICE

Werewolves DON'T support ICE.

Tigers DO NOT support ICE

Merfolk DO NOT support ICE

Unicorns DO NOT support ICE

Dragons DO NOT support ICE

Eldrich deities DO NOT support ICE

y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement

y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.

People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement

People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

"what radicalized you" well in kindergarten they told me to share things and be nice to people.

"what radicalized you" the 2005 movie Robots