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Seinfeld (S06E17)

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newhologram

NO “TELEPHONES”. TALK TO EACH OTHER. FACE TO FACE ONLY. WRITE A LETTER. SEND A TELEGRAM TO YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 1860. LIVE.

vulgareconomics

NO ‘WRITING’… TALK TO EACH OTHER. THROW A ROCK AT YOUR MOM. PRETEND IT’S 10,000 BCE. LIVE.

guavasaur-deactivated20141002

URGGA. ROU GRAAURH. RUH.

flamingomd-deactivated20240122

NO ‘HIGHER BRAIN FUNCTIONS’ …USE YOUR REPTILIAN BRAIN

EAT YOUR MOM’S CORPSE SHE DIED TO PROVIDE YOU WITH SUSTENANCE

PRETEND YOU HAVE JUST AROSE FROM THE SEA

SURVIVE

thelegendofkungjew-archived-dea

NO “MULTICELLULAR TRAITS”….. USE YOUR SYMBIOTIC MITOCHONDRIA

REPRODUCE ASEXUALLY, YOU’RE YOUR OWN PARENT

PRETEND IT’S 2BYA

EVOLVE

edwardspoonhands

NO “LIFE.” USE FUNDAMENTAL PHYSICAL FORCES TO FORM SPHERICAL OBJECTS REVOLVING AROUND ONE ANOTHER IN SPACE.

FUSE HYDROGEN INTO HELIUM USING GRAVITATIONAL PRESSURE TO PRODUCE HEAT AND LIGHT.

PRETEND IT’S 4.5BYA.

STABILIZE INTO EQUILIBRIA

coldswarkids

NO “MATTER”. EXIST IN THE VOID WITHOUT PURPOSE OR MEANING.

THERE IS NO “YOU”, ONLY THE VAST CONCEPT OF NOTHING.

TIME DOES NOT EXIST.

BE.

whereshadowsmakeshadows-deactiv

Filling out course evaluations for classes you did shitty in

thelesbianwidowmaker

This just in, lesbians are no longer gay. Please turn in your lesbian cards to the MOGAI Commissar nearest you.

gael-garcia

What’s your favorite rumor where you go, “Oh my god, people are really saying this? People really think this is going on?”

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pipistrellus

i like in hamilton how they tell us that the islanders all chipped in to make sure that hamilton could go to the mainland and Make Something Of Himself like HE IS TOO TALENTED TO REMAIN HERE

but then much later its like… “he used to give 6 hour long speeches” and ur like… ok… sure. “would you like to donate to a good cause ma’am” “what cause” “sending alexander hamilton to another continent” “heres my life savings”

jessicaillinoischicago

#buy my silence for $8000 a month

mom: I'm tired of you playing those violent video games.

me: but mom, this is Monopoly.

mom: CAPITALISM IS VIOLENCE

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theonion

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Peep Show

theslaybymic

We spoke to a handful of authentic Native American designers to get their take on appropriation and appreciation. Among other important truths, Native design is not all buckskin, fringe, feathers and beads.

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somehow-you-will

The Prince of Egypt Fandom Month | Fanart Week

the prince of egypt + trivia (insp.) (sources: x, x, x, x)

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thatbrummielass

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