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Women are sharing their side profile selfies to show noses of all sizes are beautiful
Freelance journalist Radhika Sanghani created the #SideProfileSelfie campaign in a bid to celebrate larger noses, which she feels lack representation in the entertainment and fashion industries.
Sanghaniâs article: Reclaiming The Side Profile
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Yaaaaaas
This is important hello (x)
Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT
*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.
I will probably reblog this once a day
yeah australia represent!!
My brother picked up the dog so he could meet the bird

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sheâs a trump supporter :/
You gotta check the facts before you spread misinformation. Many people read headlines from satire news websites and just go with it.Â
Fran is a survivor of sexual assault and a huge supporter of LGBTQIA+ rights. Do you REALLY think sheâd support that racist rapist?!
She specifically became involved in LGBTQ+ advocacy when her then ex husband came out to her some years after their divorce, and she even made a show with him 2011 trying to help him find love. Fran Drescher is an angel!
Fran is honestly such a good and kind person and sheâs a fighterâŚâŚdonât defame her!
Sheâs alsoâŚâŚ..a Jewish woman and Donald Trump was elected by white nationalistsâŚâŚâŚâŚâŚ.like this is not funnyâŚâŚ.
Sheâs a Trump supporter my ass
this post started with the best fashion looks of the 90s and ended in a call for a socialist revolution I love it
Letâs not forget to acknowledge Alexandre Dumas this Black History Month
The writer of two of the most well known stories worldwide, The Three Musketeers and The Count of Monte Cristo was a black man.Â
Thatâs excellence.
Letâs not forget that he was played on screen by a white man. And the fact that he was black is barely ever mentioned or the book he wrote inspired by his experiences.
Other things not to forget about Alexandre Dumas:
chose to take on his slave grandmotherâs last name, Dumas, like his father did before him.
grew up too poor for formal education, so was largely self-taught, including becoming a prolific reader, multilingual, well-travelled, and a foodie, resulting in his writing both a combination encyclopedia/cookbook (which justâ is fucking outrageous to me) AND the adaptation of The Nutcracker on which Tchaikovsky based his ballet
he also wrote a LOOOOT of nonfiction and fiction about history, politics, and revolution, bc he was pro-monarchy, but a radical cuss, and that got him in a lot of hot water at home and abroad.
even beyond that, he generally put up with a lot of racist bullshit in France, so he went and wrote a novel about colonialism and a BLATANTLY self-insert anti-slavery vigilante hero (which he then cribbed from to write the Count of Monte Cristo, the main character of which, Edmond DantĂŠs, Dumas also based on himself).
(âŚa novel which also features a LOAD of PoC beyond the Count, and at LEAST one queer character, btw, bc EVERY MOVIE ADAPTATION OF ANYTHING BY DUMAS IS A LIE; seriously, at LEAST one of the four Musketeers is Black, y'all.)
famously, when some fuckshit or other wanted to come at Dumas with some anti-Black foolishness, Dumas replied, âMy father was a mulatto, my grandfather was a Negro, and my great-grandfather a monkey. You see, Sir, my family starts where yours ends.â
for the bicentennial of his birthday, Pres. Jacques Cirac was like, ââŚsorry about the hella racism,â and had Dumasâs ashes reinterred at the PanthĂŠon of Paris, bc if youâre gonna keep the corpses of the cream of the crop all together, Dumasâs more widely read and translated than literally everybody else.
and they are still finding stuff old dude wrote, seriously; like discovering âlostâ works as recently as 2002, publishing stuff for the first time as recently as 2005.
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I am absolutely ashamed to admit I had NO idea Dumas was black.
when this post first went around (a year ago apparently) I was like BUT WHAT ABOUT DADDY DUMAS THOUGHÂ because basically
daddy general dumas was an immense fierce french warrior who was a 6 foot plus, stunningly gorgeous and charismatic Black gentlemanÂ
he invaded egypt
the native egyptians said âis this napoleon? this must be napoleon. we for one welcome our majestic new overlordâ
then napoleon showed up
napoleon has all the presence of yesterdayâs plain Tesco hummus
the native egyptians were like â⌠no⌠no, weâve thought very hard and weâll have General Dumas actuallyâ
this did not make napoleon happy
in fact it made him jealous
napoleon felt so emasculated that he launched a campaign of revenge against General Dumas, including taking away his pension, that probably inspired a lot of Alexandreâs rather satisfying scenes in which fathers are nobly avenged and the money-grubbing villains are rubbed in the mud
I was never taught that he was Black either. WTF.
General Dumas (aka Thomas Alexandre Davy de La Pailleterie) looked like thisâŚ
âŚand like thisâŚ
âŚwhile âNapoleon has all the presence of yesterdayâs plain Tesco hummusââŚ
:-D
I suspect Alexandre Dumas would have laughed at that, because besides looking like someone who laughed a lotâŚ
âŚhe was also a foodie.
He was also born in present-day Haiti. Back then, it was the French colony of Saint-Domingue.
That shit is wild to me though. âThis doesnât benefit me personally, so why should I pay taxes for it?â The VA doesnât benefit me, so fuck those 25 year olds with traumatic brain injuries. Medicare doesnât help me out, so grandpa can get bent. I donât watch Sesame Street, so PBS? Fuck em.
Like, listen you putrid chuckleheads, weâre trying to have a fucking society here, and part of that is taking care of your fellow fucking human beings. Paying taxes for things you might not use is part of that. And if you view that as theft, youâre a dumb shit who can go live on your own in the tundra and see how well you do.
What she said.
weâre trying to have a fucking society here
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From Old English Bindery
Wait, what? Thatâs how itâs done?
^Right?! I never knew how the gold detailing on book bindings was done. And this⌠isnât how I thought it worked out, for some reason.
This is so fucking cool!

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With all the heat Anita Sarkeesian gets for her Tropes series, youâd think it was a new topic, but Gene Siskel & Roger Ebert had a discussion on a similar theme when they were talking about the influx of slasher movies on their show in 1980.
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34 years later and this is STILL relevant
THIRTY FOUR YEARS
this is the co-creator of D&D 5e. i just want to point that out, this isnât some random guy tweeting this. this is official staff.
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Manicure Tip #1: If you ever flood your cuticles or get too much nail polish under your nails while youâre wrapping the tips, or donât have the dexterity to paint a smooth, intentional gap, you can just take an orange stick or something and kind of run it along the edge of your cuticle while the polish is still wet to make a âcutâ that separates the polish from your skin. This is helpful because if you âglueâ your cuticle to your nail bed, the polish will peel right off because it didnât adhere correctly. You want a slight gap, even if itâs just enough that the area still moves slightly without being stuck in place by polish.
Manicure Tip #2: If you pull out your pocket knife and use the flathead screwdriver to clear nail polish out of your cuticles in front of a straight dude, he WILL lecture you about how thatâs not what itâs for, as though he legitimately thinks you donât know what the fuck a MANLY, MANLY screwdriver is and were such a HORRIBLE, FEMININE airhead that you assumed your cute little knifey poo came with nail care tools just because it also has a file.
Manicure Tip #3: Like, seriously, who insults the intelligence of someone with a knife.
Manicure Tip #4: I mean, I didnât stab the dude, but I super couldâve.
Manicure Tip #5: Seriously, man, you think I donât know what a screwdriver is because I wear nail polish? Itâs called overcoming functional fixedness, yaâ dick.
Manicure Tip #6: It should be legal to stab people, but just like. A little bit. Like maybe you cut a button off of their shirt or fuck up their bangs and you go to court like, âThis fucker for reals thought I didnât know what a screwdriver was.â
Manicure Tip #7: The L.A. Colors âColor Lastâ nail polishes are really nice if you go for the lighter colours, but the dark ones have that kind of jelly-looking transparency that makes them hard to get opaque in under four coats. But at less than two dollars a bottle, you really canât be too upset about it. Brush size is a little much, hence the cuticle flooding, but still a good product for the price point.
Halloween meme đ [1/5] Relationships (in a Halloween or horror-esque movie/tv show) Sally & Gillian (Practical Magic): âOf course youâre going to see me again! Weâll grow old together. Itâs going to be you and me living in a big house⌠these two old biddies with all these cats. I bet we even die on the same day.â
honestly please reblog this if your high school did drive-your-tractor-to-school day.
I live in Ireland and any boy who had a tractor drove it to school everyday
AmazingâŚâŚ.It transcends borders⌠⌠.Drive your tractor to school day will bring our world together.
My high school was right on the border of ârural mountainsâ and âcity of 500,000âł so âDrive Your Tractor To School Dayâ became âArrive In The Most Outrageous Fashion Possibleâ Â
It was cancelled after Tiffany tried to land her hot air balloon in the cornfield next to school, misjudged, and hit the roof. She broke her wrist and the communications antenna.
*confused city slicker noises*
It was technically her parentâs/their companyâs hot air balloon becuase thatâs a really popular tourist attraction along the front range and down into NM, and she had adults driving but those things are HARD to steer, so missing a cornfield is a really a small margin of error.
But yeah, drive-your-tractor-to-school day is a thing in lots of the more rural US and I guess Ireland too.
Alternatively, if you live in non-agrarian rural America, you may not have drive your tractor to school day, but every day is ancient pickup truck with a shotgun or a chainsaw in the back day, so.

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My husband is a good man, and a good feminist ally. I could tell, as I walked him through it, that he was trying to grasp what I was getting at. But he didnât. He said heâd try to do more cleaning around the house to help me out. He restated that all I ever needed to do was ask him for help, but therein lies the problem. I donât want to micromanage housework. I want a partner with equal initiative. However, itâs not as easy as telling him that. My husband, despite his good nature and admirable intentions, still responds to criticism in a very patriarchal way. Forcing him to see emotional labor for the work it is feels like a personal attack on his character. If I were to point out random emotional labor duties I carry outâreminding him of his familyâs birthdays, carrying in my head the entire school handbook and dietary guidelines for lunches, updating the calendar to include everyoneâs schedules, asking his mother to babysit the kids when we go out, keeping track of what food and household items we are running low on, tidying everyoneâs strewn about belongings, the unending hell that is laundryâhe would take it as me saying, âLook at everything Iâm doing that youâre not. Youâre a bad person for ignoring me and not pulling your weight.â Bearing the brunt of all this emotional labor in a household is frustrating. Itâs the word I hear most commonly when talking to friends about the subject of all the behind-the-scenes work they do. Itâs frustrating to be saddled with all of these responsibilities, no one to acknowledge the work you are doing, and no way to change it without a major confrontation. âWhat bothers me the most about having any conversation around emotional labor is being seen as a nag,â says Kelly Burch, a freelance journalist who works primarily from home. âMy partner feels irritated and defensive by the fact that Iâm always pointing out what heâs not doing. It shuts him down. I understand why it would be frustrating from his perspective, but I havenât figured out another way to make him aware of all the emotional and mental energy Iâm spending to keep the house running.â
Stop Calling Women Nags â How Emotional Labor is Dragging Down Gender Equality (via thatdiabolicalfeminist)
Men, if these ideas are new to you, hereâs a whole thread to introduce you to some of the work thatâs been invisibly done for you when youâve lived with women, and the way it affects women to have to do it alone. I recommend working through it at your own pace and challenging the defensiveness as it crops up to block your view.
If you make a genuine effort to learn from this and to start taking back some of this work, youâre going to see a slow but drastic improvement in your understanding of and relationships with the women in your life.
(via organicgold)