No, I don't know exactly what doctor type of doctor I want to be

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

The accuracy

12 years on and still the best articulation ever made of how one should respond to useless critiques

Local pastors in 2026 talking about a Court of Thorns and Roses the Sunday before school board elections

Reblog with links to whatever novel or fanfic is currently making you insane

Local pastors in 2026 talking about a Court of Thorns and Roses the Sunday before school board elections

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

I don’t know how you got a good grade in being a passenger on an airline but that’s a totally normal thing to achieve and I’m not seething with jealousy at all.

Get an ask in my inbox -> read it -> "oh, that's nice; I need to think of a good response" -> "this deservea more attention than I can give it rn; I'll take another look at it later" -> close inbox until later -> "later" never really comes -> forget -> repeat

i am going to need six seasons and a movie of this

the problem with tumblr spells is all of you lil sluts are casting and not giving it time to charge so you're all casting cantrips and not 9th level death spells. everyone wants to be the one to take them down no one wants to be the one who assists

Wait stop. everyone +like now and spread it a little but cast on the same day in August. lets try August 6th or something.

CAST NOW

If you were one of those kids from a household with food insecurity that got shelf stable food to bring home during school holidays and weekends through some sort of program at your public school and you were embarrassed about lugging it around throughout the school day, I want you to know that my dumbass never put it together that this was a program for low income families, elementary school me would look over and think “Damn, she’s got Goldfish and canned ravioli and those little juice barrel drinks. My parents don’t let me have Goldfish and canned ravioli and those little juice barrel drinks. I’m so jealous.”