No, I don't know exactly what doctor type of doctor I want to be

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

what i'm hearing is i should post unhinged monsterfucker porn and i get wifed

Culturally significant forbidden candy

oh and how could i forget. final boss. take your fucking medication

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

getting fixated on something is funny because the first like week i have an insatiable need to tell everyone i know about it and spread the good word but by weeks 2 and 3 it becomes so intense and personal that even hearing it mentioned in public makes me sweat as if a dark secret was alluded to

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.

the more you twist yourself into a pretzel to avoid regret the harder it will hit when it eventually catches up to you.

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife