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who’s gonna tell tumblr that executive dysfunction is more than Not Doing Things?

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okay

these are the executive functions. impairment of these functions is executive dysfunction

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In light of some stunningly Bad Takes I’ve seen about this post, and posts like it, here’s a clarification I would personally like to add.

Yes, executive dysfunction does frequently result in people wanting to do stuff, but not doing that stuff. That’s why people use the term that way.

IT ALSO MEANS A LOT OF OTHER THINGS. Including but not limited to: trouble remembering facts, trouble monitoring time, trouble stopping of finishing things you have started, struggling to regulate emotions (ex. getting very upset by minor setbacks)

And that matters. It matters that we have an umbrella term for this group of functions because they are related, and it matters that people not spread misinformation, even if they mean well.

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Hasan Minhaj testifies before Congress on the student loan crisis

ohhistark

wow i’d love to show this to all the “adults” on my facebook

hardstoplucas1

When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from

robb-the-reaver

This is genuinely frightening

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You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it feels more like a comedy? This is the exact opposite of that

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It Follows (2014)

batter-sempai

I remember reading somewhere that there’s a fine line between comedy and horror, this video crossed that fine line like 10 times.

lesbianshepard

“I was raised Catholic” just translates to “I’m an atheist, but I feel kinda bad about it.”

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waitinghopingliving

This post came into my home and murdered me with a crucifix

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The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

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Hey so fun fact, my dad is good friends the woman who currently has this job and she told him that Trump’s admin is trying to force her out. They started advertising the job before they actually told her they were transferring her so she’d have to reapply.

Her name is Catherine (Cassie) Conley, and she’s a badass MIT grad that works as NASA’s planetary protection officer, which sounds super cool (though she says not as cool as the galactic administrator). The job is basically the only one in xenobiology (space life) and it’s her life’s work. She’s been doing this job for over 10 years and now Trump wants her out.

I’m beyond pissed that this keeps going around. I know it sounds like a joke job, but it’s a legitimate career that’s being taken away from literally one of the most intelligent women in the country by this asscactus of a presidency.

If ya’ll could signal boost this that’d be much appreciated. They need to know that this kind of bullshit isn’t acceptable

gigi-tastic

I was actually reading about this job in an NPR article and it sounds REALLY important. the job basically means you make sure we don’t contaminate any planets and anything we bring back like rocks or soil, etc doesn’t do the same here.

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Not a single lie in sight……

programmerhumour

The Ancient Code

mygoldenwolf

You’ve heard of “thanks, I hate it,” but allow me to introduce to you:

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kaijuno

So my psychiatrist wanted me to take an IQ test and I wasn’t really sure why, the dude is pretty eccentric but I suppose it’s for demographic purposes and you’ll never fuckin guess what I got

myautismyells

OP don’t leave us in suspense

kaijuno

420

anticapitilizationbureau-deacti

“jk it was 158″

I’m not sure if that tag is itself a joke or not but 158 it already an incredibly high iq. You better not be pulled our collective legs here.

kaijuno

No that was the score I got. I’ve taken IQ tests before in high school and was always around 140. It’s just logical intelligence, though. Not social, not artistic, not really even book smarts. It’s basically a score of how good you are at problem solving and isn’t really indicative of your overall intelligence. Honestly I consider myself in all other aspects to be of average intelligence. I have problems with social queues as well and problems retaining information.

skittlesandnarwhals

also rmemeber the fact that op is a literal fucking astrophysicist. i fucking hope they have an iq like that.

kaijuno

That’s a good point lol I’m good at physics but like….. can’t work an oven and I’m not allowed to use weedwhackers

emilyblaine

“Not allowed to use weedwhackers”…plz elaborate

kaijuno

They move fast and cut things including ankles and shins

welcometomybrainstation

when your otp has an honest talk only in dire situations, like when they’re running full tilt being carried by the wind shouting at the top of their lungs

(the movie made this flying thing so romantic, but the book version is basically ‘howl and sophie scream into the wind as it slams them back to the castle’)

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Romance the Ghibli way:

Romance the Diana Wynne Jones way:

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#i saw a post that was like#‘the hmc movie is told from howl’s point of view#and the book is from sophie’s’#and it changed my life (via @gil-estel)

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@identityconstellations @jayykesley

secretariatess

Howl’s Moving Castle was written by Diana Wynne Jones? I’m going to have to look for it now.

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IT WAS A BOOK???

niconico-nope

There’s three books in the universe they’re friccin good my dude

welcometomybrainstation

hey guys, op here, dwj’s books are sometimes really hard to find physically so im here to tell you that there’s a free audiobook of Howl’s Moving Castle and its sequels Castle in the Air and House of Many Ways on youtube by jenny sterling, who is a fantastic narrator.

HMC: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzkRCHc03V0&t=14s

CitA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Opz8ReKrsSk&t=5s

HoMW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iErTffLmx20

enjoy! and welcome to the DWJ fandom :)

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I will say that HMC as a book is actually the EASIEST of the DWJ books to find literally anywhere. Very very recently I’ve been able to find the Chrestomanci Chronicles in stores, after mmm…maybe a year of trying to find copies without having to order them. But HMC is usually one of the books available in any chain bookstore, and even in most indie ones because of the movie. They’re usually shelved under “J” for Jones, and in the children’s section.

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not taking constructive criticism because nothing can improve this

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spitsister

oh my god the forest spirits are awake! hello!

notglacier

you know this fucking tune

stuffmikeclicked

They made it into a ringtone because it was old enough to be public domain, and Nokia (I think?) didn’t want to have to pay royalties.

… I like the full version.

thesylverlining

are you SHITTING ME. This is one of those posts that makes you question your worldview a little bit, tbh

acroamatica

okay, not quite. not quite. but the truth is better.

the original tune is not this. the original tune is, however, public domain, so they’re not wrong. it’s francisco tárrega’s gran vals - check 0:12.

but THIS, what he’s playing, is the Valse Irritation d’après Nokia, also known as the ringtone waltz, written by Marc-André Hamelin, who is a terrific canadian pianist and who wrote this as a snap reaction to having people’s fucking cellphones go off at concerts.

here’s hamelin talking about it. and playing it himself.

and the instant i first heard the valse irritation, you know what i had to do, immediately, and what at least three other people i know also did?

of course we made it our ringtone, didn’t we. because humans.

thesylverlining

holy shit this keeps getting better

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ugly little man

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DO NOT CALL HIM UGLY

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“Why I Wasn’t Contracted to Write Beauty and the Beast” by I have no idea who, and desperately want to know. If anyone does, please tell me! Edit: Through knmajorblogs I have discovered the genius behind this piece of art. The genius in question is LordJazor ! Thank you!

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“she warned him not to be such an apocalyptic fuck hat to strangers” “for who could ever learn to love such a cock waffle” BLESS THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

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Every time I see this I laugh.

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COCK WAFFLE

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