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Neither has the girl watching

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Iāve literally never EVER been gayer
Neither has the girl watching

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ive been reading a book that basically explains how so-calledĀ ābrain differencesā between the genders is the result of gendered socialization and not the cause of it. i honestly expected the book to be very cis-centric but its actually the opposite, the author stresses that testimony from trans ppl is actually indispensable because weāve, in a sense,Ā ālived both experiencesā
more cis feminists should have this mindset
one of the first examples that she uses to introduce her point about how perception by others can shape a personās performance actually uses a trans woman. it explains that as a certain trans woman became to be seen as a woman more and more frequently, the ppl arond her eventually started viewing her as being ill equipped for tasks that they did not bother her about pre-transition. eventually she even found herself underperforming in these tasks herself.
whats the name of the book
Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine
Hereās a pdf, babes <3
I knew it was this book before Iād finished reading the first two lines. Honestly this book is indispensible if you want to debunk any gender determinism people claim is science. I canāt recommend it enough.
Sheās written a new one! It won the Royal Society prize for science book of the year, and itās called Testosterone Rex, and it is excellent.
(Bonus: itās making old white men really really mad.)
(Bonus bonus: I am myself a neuroscientist, and the old white men mentioned above ā who are not ā could not have missed the point harder if theyād actively tried. Which. Maybe?)
i donāt mean to sound fake deep but the reason 2018 felt so long was because weāre being fed whatās trending at such a rapid rate that we literally canāt remember half of the shit that even happened anymore. āBlack Panther came out in February!ā Marvel releases so many movies a year that we completely forget about the last movie as soon as a new one comes out and it repeats in a vicious cycle. āTide Pods/Ugandan Knuckles was in January!ā The life span of memes have been rapidly declining for years and itās gotten to the point where the average lifespan of a meme is about 2 weeks and then the next thing gets popular and then that lasts for 2 weeks and it just keeps going. Weāre literally losing our sense of time because of our rapid consumption of media and pop culture.
Idk why Iām hurt but I am.
*releases pack of dads into home depot* goā¦ā¦be free
invasive species encroach on lesbian territory
This is a common misconception because theyāre such similar environments, but you should be aware that dads are native to Home Depot, while lesbians are actually native to Loweās. At this point, however, both dads and lesbians have made themselves at home in both Home Depot and Loweās to the point that trying to separate them back into their original ranges would probably do more harm than good to the delicate ecosystem of large chain hardware stores.

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character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*
me:
Brace yourselvesā¦
I just came up with a theory.
A while ago, someone came up with the theory that Dumbledore had a horcrux - Fawkes. The SuperCarlinBrothers talked about this theory before being bluntly shot down by J.K. Rowling.
But the jokeās on you, Jo. I was already torn apart by you when you said that all disabilities in your world would beĀ āfixedā orĀ āoverridden.ā You canāt hurt me anymore! Haha! Iām as immortal as Harry!
āWait, as immortal as Harry?ā
What do I mean?
Well, Iāll tell you!
I think that the original theory was onto something. I think that Fawkes was a horcrux. But I donāt think he was Dumbledoreās horcrux. No, noā¦
I think that Fawkes was Harryās horcrux.
Now, before I begin, note that this is just a theory and that itās midnight, Iām tired, and thereās a good chance that I might not get everything right. But Iām going to try. I await your many many many messages in my inbox to explain why certain things I bring up can or cannot work.
First of all, letās get the shakiest part of this theory out of the way. The prophecy. The prophecy has always confused me but Iām pretty sure it can still fit into this theory. Iām just not exactly sure how. Again, Iām tired. So letās just assume that the prophecy fits perfectly.Ā
And here we goā¦
To repeat: I think that Fawkes was Harryās horcrux.
A horcrux, of course, being an object in which a person stores a minuscule piece of their soul which keeps them alive.
And I believe that Harry has unknowingly stored a piece of his soul in Fawkes.
And I know what youāre thinking.
āAh, marauders4evr, you truly are tired. Donāt you know that you have to kill someone in order to create a horcrux?ā
I do know that.
āLittle tiny innocent Harry Potter is a pure cinnamon roll too good for this world. Surely he has never-ā
Ahahahahahahaha.
Remember that time little tiny innocent Harry Potter stabbed a gigantic snake?
I do!
And I think that after he does this, a little piece of his soul jumped ship, merging with Fawkesā soul. After all, Fawkes had landed on his arm in order to cry Harry back to life.
āNo, wait, no. J.K. Rowling said it herself - in order to create a horcrux, you have to perform a ritual so disgusting that her editor nearly vomited when hearing about it.ā
Clearly her editor has never read fanfiction but I digress.
It is true that usually some big dark ritual is performed in order to create a horcrux.
Except for one occasion.
Itās widely accepted that the reason why Harry became a horcrux is because Voldemortās soul was so splintered (from the amount of horcruxes that he created) that a piece of it just broke off and went into this child.
āSo, wait, Harryās soul was splintered?ā
Well it certainly wasnāt stable. Youāve got two souls that have been suddenly fused together faster than Ruby and Sapphire. And we know that Harryās soul has always been unstable. Thatās why the Dementors affected him more. Thatās why he kept having weird dreams wherein he saw into Voldemortās mind. Thatās why his scar hurt whenever Voldemort was nearby or angry or existing orā¦you know that part was never clear. But the point is that we know that Harryās soul is corrupted. So much so that I think itās safe to say that itās splintered, splintered enough that after murdering a snake in cold-blood, a part of it flies off and attaches to Fawkes.
āOkay, marauders4evr, take it easy. If Harryās soul was so splintered that a piece of it could break off after he murdered someone without the need for the dark ritual, then why wasnāt a horcrux created when he burned Quirrell to death hmmm?ā
Okay first of allā¦why doesnāt anyone ever talk about the fact that Harry straight up killed his professor? I mean it was in self-defense but stillā¦you thinkĀ anyone would talk about that but they donāt, not in canon or in the fandom. But I digress.
Whoās to say that Harry didnāt accidentally create a horcrux after killing Quirrell?
āOkay, now youāre full of it.ā
Probably but hear me out.
What if a little tiny piece of Harryās splintered soul did break off and go into an object in the room? Maybe an object he was holding likeā¦
ā¦oh snap.
Yep. If you want, you could also argue that the Philosopherās Stone was briefly a horcrux. I say briefly because Albus Dumbledore states outright that Nicolas and Perenelle destroyed it. (Note: Not the Nicolas and Perenelle from my books, although wouldnāt that be an interesting twist?)Ā
So the Philosopherās Stone is gone. Kaput. Which means so is that little tiny piece of Harryās soul. Which stinks. But itās not really relevant to this theory, it just provides a safety net for lingering questions.Ā
But I digressā¦
I think that Fawkes is Harryās horcrux. Which explains why Harry seems to be drawn to him so many times in future books. The others seem comforted by his songs but Harry has always had a genuine connection with him which isnāt really explained. What if this is that connection? Two souls reaching out to one another, causing a subconscious connection?
āOkay so Fawkes is Harryās horcrux. What does that mean?ā
That means that if Harry were to say, walk into the Forbidden Forest to stare Voldemort straight in the eye and accept his fateā¦
He would come back.
Because really, itās never explained how Harry comes back. There have been a few feeble guesses. This is mine.
The reason why Harry came back is because he couldnāt die because a piece of his soul was in Fawkes.
As long as Fawkes is alive, Harry cannot ever truly die.
āWait a minuteā¦Fawkes is always alive.ā
And now you see the best part of the theory!
No matter how much Fawkes dies, he always comes back. Fascinating creatures, phoenixes.
Fawkes can never die. Which means, if you believe in this theory, that neither can Harry.
Which means that Harry can never die.
Which means that Harry Potter will always be The Boy Who Lived.
And really, what better way to symbolize his eternal life than a phoenix? Itās literally the representation of Harry - someone who ādiesāĀ multiple times but always comes back. Harry and Fawkes. The Ones Who Lived.
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They say Iām a beast. And feast on it. When all along I thought thatās what a woman was. They say Iām a bitch. Or witch. Iāve claimed the same and never winced.
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hot take: jake peralta is bi and john mulaney plays his ex boyfriend from high school in season six of brooklyn nine-nine
john mulaney plays a rockinā twink
John Mulaney:Ā *to himself*Ā What would Leonard Bernstein do?
Captain Holt: *to Jake, quietly* I support your and Amyās relationship with my whole heart but why on earth would you give up a man like that
I donāt even go here (just like⦠my toes) and I want this, specifically with all these tages from @bosstoaster
#The episode would be Amy getting jealous not of John and Jake but that he has so many interests in common with Holt#So she spends the whole time trying to win back the Captain#Meanwhile Rosa is on a warpath at Jake#Because she told HIM about her sexuality and stuff and had EMOTIONS#And he didnāt tell HER#How DARE he
ālook, itās not like i hid anything, it just never came up!āĀ
āYou called yourself out forĀ āstraighsplainingāāĀ
the whole bi thing goes completely over charlesā head and he keeps getting really aggro likeĀ āoh you and jake were real close huh?? too bad, sucker jake is MY best friend!āĀ
everybody else is likeĀ ācharles noāĀ
at the end john mulaney turns out to be the embezzler theyāve been looking for
But he gets away by throwing a silver money clip with a fifty dollar bill in it in the gutter
This post got so much better
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And tell him our wedding date
I donāt know where this came from, butā¦
The internetās pillars of wholesomeness have a new member. Steve Irwin (Love nature), Bob Ross (Love yourself), Mr. Rogers (Love others), Stefan Karl Stefansson (Love life), and now Stan Lee (Love imagination)
I HAVE SWEATER ON IM TOO HOT I TAKE SWEATER OFF IM TOO COLD FUCK THIS BULLSHIT WORLD
I COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS TO MY MOM AND SHE TOLD ME TO PUT ON THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME ONE PROBLEM THE SHRUG MY AUNT KNITTED ME IS BULLSHIT
LOOK AT THIS
FUCKING LOOK AT THIS
THERE IS NO HEAD HOLE
WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS
WHY
im still going to be laughing about this the next time i see you
NO DONāT BRING THIS BAKC

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Iāve never actually seen what it looked like before Mt. Rushmoreā¦itās so saddening.
P r e a c h
Hot adulting tip: make a āresponsibilitysonaā and roleplay them when you have chores to do
#this is Neurotypical Karen and she enjoys having good sleep hygeine & returning phone callsĀ (via @deadpanwalking)
I find that if Iām wearing Real Adult Business Clothes my worksona can do things like call people and check my inbox, whereas pajamas hellen mostly wants to shovel hamburgers into her face and set things on fire.Ā