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batbetbitbotbut

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

batbetbitbotbut

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

introvertia

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

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90s-kid-sad-adult

lie to me

onedirectionforever

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

onedirectionforever

turns out i am gay

monsieurenjlolras

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

mywitchcultblr

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

adreamthatsworthkeeping

thebirdkiwi

he was a llama

the-pen-pot

bbbbbbbbatman

origami batman i made while bored at work

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doctorbluesmanreturns

this passes peer review harder than anything has ever passed peer review in the history of peer review

curlicuecal

when my littlest brother was a toddler he was apparently under the impression that you could get meat out of an animal without killing it in the same way you could get milk or eggs.

he expressed this as "the farmer milks the cow and then he porks the pig"

my-ny

He tells me

What to do

He tells me how to do it

He tells me why to do it

He tells me when to do it

And then when I do it hes like

😠🪨 WHAT ARE YOU DOING 🪨😠

And then its like "No UnDeRsTaNd No UnDeRsTaNd NeEd A wOrD"

You know the word?

BOSSY

famylee83

This man needs to be hunted for sport.

frederickchiltonsdivacup

Give a man a fanfic, and he will read for a day. Teach a man to write, and he still won't do it.

He'll think about it though, and boy oh boy, he'll be thinking about it...

the-haiku-bot

He’ll think about it

though, and boy oh boy, he’ll be

thinking about it…

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

sunny-sourzii

They make me sick btw

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morningsaidthemoon

Tag! You're It! - My 2nd year film :D

hangon-silvergirl

game changer (dropout.tv) + the onion; i've been here the WHOLE time

fu-boss

Real life Road Runner

sahonithereadwolf

Looney Tunes is real and happening outside.

dancing-crow

good lord its feet really do spin around in a circle when going fast

ryland-graceless

dogpuppy

chickenmim

Dude... allow me to add to your trove.

I have a folder of these on my phone... I'm not sure what that says about me!

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sreppub

how could i not reference the brothers of all time….

sreppub

……..boobs.

sreppub

i saw someone use this reaction img just now and my jaw dropped..... it's HIM......

lutheban

Rocky, once again, being baffled and STRESSED about human biology and the things his human does to keep healthy i dont think mr "my whole crew died of radiation sickness" likes the fact that his alien and most things on his planet needs it for survival very much xD previous

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