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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

live laugh love misty quigley fr

Dont be very woried about me since i deserve all of this

Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful

Green eyes are even more iconic and beautiful.

If i met a white person irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You had to say this and now some random cracker bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

f/o who asks if you're okay with a softness in their voice they don't use for anything else

f/o who describes you to someone else and uses a specific word you've never heard anyone use to describe you before and it stays with you for weeks

f/o who wakes up before you and just lies there watching you sleep and when you open your eyes they don't pretend they weren't

f/o who’s obsessed with your tummy. who loves when you wear tight clothes because they love the way it hugs your stomach. who goes feral when your shirt rides up and they can see your tummy peaking out from under your shirt. who will squish and kneed your tummy with their hands and place kisses all over it. f/o who will never let you feel self conscious about your stomach because they make sure you know just how attractive it is.