✨Michaela Jane✨

p!atd. fob. mcr. long ago the three nations lived in harmony. then everything changed when panic! at the disco attacked. only my chemical romance, master of emo, could stop them, but when the world needed them most, they vanished. six years passed and my chemical romance came back. and although the foundations of decay is great, they have a lot to learn before they can be the savior of the broken, the beaten and the damned. but i believe my chemical romance can save the world

It’s a platypus?

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

History

I thought we were all flopping our schmeat out in honor of the great ape. You're telling me that it was a call to violence, and I'm just standing here with my Anthony Weiner flapping in the breeze?

it absolutely did NOT mean guns

Personally I think I'm shockingly normal for someone who has spent every day on the internet since they were 12

i hate when you go to someone's home and there's no obvious hand towel... cheers i'll just dry off on your cock and balls towel then. since you don't care.

literally how is “jk rowling announced voldemorts pet snake is actually a korean woman” not a clickhole article like how on earth does she keep actually doing this

scar’s brother was ultra hot and im so mad he is dead

I JUST REALIZED THAT I SHOULD CLARIFY THAT I AM WATCHING FMA: BROTHERHOOD AND I AM NOT IN FACT LUSTING AFTER MUFASA, SCAR’S DEAD BROTHER IN THE LION KING

I’m too gay for this

This made me gayer tbh

oh my god these are actually funny