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Buying a house is really expensive fuuuuuck

Life hack!

It's free if you put it on your credit card!

#I'm getting paid next week I'll clear it all then because I don't like it looming over me #survey has actually ended up being cheaper than I thought because I went level 2 #which I think is fine #and I don't think I need a valuation #didn't bother waiting for the broker to get back to me with quotes because I looked up their rec and it had bad reviews #I was going to go local on this but their booking progress gave me bad vibes #woes of Emily #house tag

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librarycards

i think fat girls should walk around in crop tops booty shorts buzzcuts dyed hair piercings no bra killing and maiming all who stand in their way with weapons before sitting down for some yummy ice cream and so forth. it's the only way.

#hairy bodies?#o7 I'm doing my part

tamapalace

accurate

I think the original "I love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls" is good and funny

but it pisses me off in every other instance because calling attention to the fun always ends it

I have never seen a post where images have been added to the reblog chain after someone adds that comment and it makes me sad

I think it's like when cats notice you noticing them having fun with a dumb toy and then get embarrassed about it

#I know that there are multiple versions of the same post #so maybe people go back before the post ending comment #and add their image there #this isn't a big thing or big conspiracy and you're not evil if you do this 😂#I just think it's sad when I'm scrolling through a post of fun images where everyone is one-upping and yes-anding #and then someone who hasn't even contributed to it decides to go. lol look at these guys having fun!#and then. the fun stops. post over #has anyone else noticed this am I crazy #this isn't something I think about all the time but I probably see that type of post atleast once a day #because the original is true Tumblr users do like playing with jpegs like dolls #woes of emily #tumblr

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07/11/2026

wiisagi-maiingan

If you embroider or hand sew in your bed, you may think to yourself, "I'm just gonna set my needle down real quick next to me/on my chest/literally anywhere except inside the project or on a needle catcher and I'll get it in a minute, it'll be fine." But it won't be fine. You'll lose the needle and then you'll have a loose needle just in your bed. Haunting you. Waiting for you. Craving your flesh and blood.

Use your needle catcher.

wiisagi-maiingan

You'll never guess what's loose in my bed right now.

#glad this is not just me #the other day I stabbed it into my mattress #woke up panicked 15 minutes later as I was drifting into a nap like OH SHIT THE NEEDLE #Found it still stuck into the mattress idk how I hadn't rolled into it

Don't be sad, Willkommen/Don't Tell Mama | BBC Graham Norton Show (feat. Callum Scott Howells and Madeline Brewer) on repeat, okay?

#i think i've posted this before im obsessed with it #woes of emily #Youtube

yousaytomato

Buying a house is really expensive fuuuuuck

yousaytomato

I've decided solicitors are evil.

#what do you mean a £15 charge to use open banking #why am I paying to make YOUR job easier. fuck. you.#I'll upload 10 years of bank statements before I help you in any way idgaf #woes of emily #house tag

Buying a house is really expensive fuuuuuck

#who knew. WHO. KNEEEEEW #like you think the deposit is the big part but it's not #there's like atleast 5k in fees additional to that. minimum #and everywhere people are making you pay more money and you don't know why 😭😭#I'm giving up for the evening it's too much #woes of emily #house tag #it feels like it's never going to happen #if I was rich it would be so easy #atleast I get paid again soon (like. 2 weeks. but jesus)

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justsomeguycore

as per my last straw,

sleepy-bebby

#We're all just the size of a big eggplant when you think about it

yousaytomato

"expecting a phone call" is one of the worst human states of being

yousaytomato

Now there are people hereeeee

yousaytomato

Set the firework. I will numb.

#woes of emily #unreality #kind of. just ai interpretation being shit #because the line was crackly #I was able to understand it because I understood the crackles were not part of it #house tag

yousaytomato

"expecting a phone call" is one of the worst human states of being

yousaytomato

Now there are people hereeeee

#I thought there could be but hoped there wouldn't be #I'm so awkward #the people are workmen doing work in the garden #also. 1 phone call received but I was brushing my teeth #and also it wasn't even the phone call I was expecting so I don't know whether to wait for that one first ??#woes of emily

"expecting a phone call" is one of the worst human states of being

#ik this is so first world problem #but the feeling of unease and dread and the. not knowing when #like. it WILL happen. in the next 12 hours #and you've gotta be ready for when it does!!#woes of Emily #house tag

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stuckinapril

happy if you have scholarly inclinations there is usually something wrong with your sexuality july

Sometimes the only sensible option left in a day is to go to bed

#does not mean it's the only course you can take.... but you should #all my thoughts are negative I'm stuck in a spiral of having too many things to do. so many that I can't start any of them #so. shower and bed I think and everything else tomorrow morning #there are just so many unknowns. in general but specifically tomorrow #woes of Emily

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