afoot and light-hearted

the skill of going "jesus i just dont fucking care" and scrolling on

A lot of people on Tik Tok have migrated over to the Chinese app RedNote, and the Chinese users are so fucking funny about it. I saw one comment that was like "Welcome, I was the Chinese citizen assigned to spy on your data, I missed you"

breakup songs are so lame now sorry i feel like every charting breakup song you hear these days is like waah you left me but whatever you sucked anyway and im way too hot for you and too cool. why cant anyone be miserable anymore. no more im killing myself because you left music on the radios?!?!

tortured poets department is right there

it's not good sorry

hey. don't cry. how the gentle wind beckons through the leaves as autumn colors fall. okay?

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

It's weird that to this day a lot of people don't really get the difference between like. "this author is a bad person and the work is problematic" normal style and the much more intense "the author is an important figure in a hate group and actively uses her money and power and fame to take away people's rights, and is currently very successful at doing that"

This post got big enough that Harry Potter fandom blogs are reblogging it. Someone help me.

The way this lined up so many references I know feels like some bullet bending nonsense.

you are NOT my “passenger princess” get off your phone we are Under attack!!!!!!!! you are my gunner; man the weapons and defend our vehicle with your life!!!

Rip Jaime Lannister you would have loved to practice diplomacy by getting a traumatic brain injury from fist fighting the tallest blonde woman in Essos but the fates picked Tyland, who hates it so so bad

Mom come pick me up HOTD twitter is doing "is this female character gender nonconforming or is she chafing at the restrictions imposed upon her by a rigidly patriarchial society" discourse again as if 1. There's a definitive answer to that question and 2. This isn't an issue we see (and is still unsolved) in actual real life history