Winds and Whispers

I'm handwash only do NOT put me in that fucking mashine

*reads the advice after I already put you in the machine* Oops

i. am so small.

Just pronouns in general

Are- are you trying to tell me "no one" is a pronoun? Is that what this is saying??

So if I choose to go by nobody/no one are those nemo-pronouns

i see through your tricks, odysseus

coming home after a long and difficult shift at the disease factory

so dance, hamster, dance, he never had a chance

YOU are consuming media. I’m letting it consume me

@ghost-mantis

now i understand why this lil hoe is on kungfu panda

Gollum’s lowkey adoreable tbh i would like to keep him as a pet❤️

Did you know? The reason citation in APA use only initials and not full names is because some women ran an experiment. They submitted some articles they’d written to a journal and the articles were rejected. They changed nothing about the articles except the authors’ names, which they changed to male names, and resubmitted them. The articles were accepted.

Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*

Why thank you. I nearly had to throw it out the window for being a foul bauble of man’s vanity, but this humbler version is much more acceptable.

girl help the dracula posters have found my 2 year old shitpost

Translation: Person behind camera; *knock down one card* “Go.” Other person;“Is your character mentally stable?” Person behind Camera; *Looks at card* “Yes” Other person; *Slaps down all but one card* “IT’S MOMO”

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS AND MONTHS.  THERE WERE ONLY A FEW DOZEN NOTES WHEN I SAW IT LAST.