Pip Pip De Doodly Doo

i’m sick of dating apps i want to meet people the old fashioned way like by going to dinner with my family for my dad and godmother’s wedding with my sister and her shitty husband and our several interpersonal issues cause tense and deeply subtextual conversation and i cheekily tell my false audience that no one has asked me a question a 40 minutes but the catholic priest officiating their ceremony interrupts my internal monologue asks me what i do for a living giving me his full, undivided, sincere attention

The one post that everyone can agree on….that food is sexy.

Lovely additions

the sheer level of galaxy brain jane austen was on when she wrote “if i loved you less i might be able to talk about it more”

scary how fast someone can mean so much to you

scary how fast you can mean nothing to someone

scary how fast i switched my car insurance to geico 

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

“Who finna hold me” “Me” “Maynee get outa here” 💀💀

Lmaoo

I am in tears. I love him.

😂😂😂

“Yeah I ain’t got no skill. I got courage, but I ain’t got no skill”

“Give me the blammy bruh” 😂😂😂💀💀💀

I’m having death over here.

Not the “blammy” 😭😭

REBLOGGING EVERY TIME

Yo this shit is so fucking funny yo I can’t

😂😂

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂

“50 feet down there, get you down there” “Get who down there!?” 😂😂

My husband Marshawn 😂😂😍

I’m dying breh

Lmfaooooooooo

I needed this more than I care to admit

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

Ballet is raw AF