🇪🇹your new and respectful habesha mom👑

How dare they disrespect my country 

Reblog if politeness to retail and service workers is important to you.

honestly 

hey did we agree on a ship name for ellie and aster in the end? i was thinking of astellie? or aslie? what do y'all think

No its deciduous

$165 left. Thank you for your support. $165 left

reblog if you've got the sweetest followers and you appreciate each and every one

Even the ones I’ve never talked to, y'all are all so sweet and I truly appreciate each and every one of you

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

Waits for my white mutuals to reblog😌

yesyesyesyes

Just fine: “please don’t call me queer, I don’t like to be described that way. I’m [insert preferred identity label here]”.  Not fine: “you can’t call yourself queer it’s a slur” like fuck off I’m queer, deal with it. 

Also not fine: letting people call themselves queer but “reminding” them how awful the word is at every available opportunity/forcing them to censor their own words

hey! since we’re very close to pride month, friendly reminder to use cishet instead of straight! let’s not forget about straight trans people!

But also remember that if you say “cishet” as a sneaky way to imply “asexuals” I will sneak into your house and pour milk in your shoes

And if you exclude straight aspecs/arospecs, I’ll pour something worse

You look better light skinned tbh

Ya know at first I was just gonna reply with a clever retort along the lines of “you would sound a lot smarter with your mouth closed”, and call it a day. But tbh I’m not mad at you for saying that, I pity you. You’re just another black woman thats been brainwashed by the media into having that “lightskin is the rightskin” mentality. Hopefully one day you’ll open your eyes and realize that beauty isn’t just Beyonce and Rihanna but also Naomi Campbell, Gabrielle Union and Lupita Nyong’o.😊😌

^^^^^

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^^^^^^ and Kelly Rowland

Idc he looks hella cute both light and tanned. I’d date him if he was cool w it.

and she’s gorgeous

*insert heart eyes emoji*

She’s so pretty

eXCUSE ME SHE’S BEAUTIFUL???????????????

Yes, she is!!!!! And in both skintones!!!!!

TRANS RIGHTS PLOT TWIST

Keep on shining and glowing sis!

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING

If this doesn’t work I’m gonna be pissed.

If I don’t get animal crossing new horizons from this I’ll cry

Alright wish time

i wish for an electric guitar and some other stuff