you know what truly disgusts me… being able to feel my own heartbeat. it’s bad. don’t need to actively know what’s going on in there. don’t need to feel that. it’s not any of my business

christmas is in 3 days what the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck??????????????

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

#this really is funny with no context #like ‘anakin is the father of your child? tragic :/’  (tags by @finnskywallker)

HAPPY LAST FRIDAY THE 13TH OF THE DECADE EVERYONE

why tf do I get so emotional at night. who is this night bitch?? she needs to go to sleep.

my kid has started to write stories and like, no lies, they’re funny as fuck

im majoring in making my life a living hell at idiot university

i think rickrolling is the only meme that gets objectively funnier with age. in 2009 you learned to anticipate it but in 2019 it happens just infreqently enough that i fall for it every single time

like people still make rage comics and doge jokes and shit but it’s always ironic (the real punchline is that you’re using an outdated format) or more in line with modern absurd internet humor. rickrolling is the only meme i can think of that’s been the exact same for a full decade- click on a link thinking you’re getting something else, get rick astley instead, and it’s still consistently funny

i've been thinking about this post for the past 30 minutes and only now realized it's from a minecraft blog and not just some guy who doesn't think whales exist

The Beatles? Definately the Beatles.

wrong.

explain?