Crazy Doodle Bitch

You seem to know everything

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False i joined the military so i didn't end up with half a mil in medical debt like my parents

Audio: Two guinea pigs munching away on broccoli. One of them picks up its broccoli and bonks the other on the head with it, with a cartoon sound effect

Welcome to Subway. Anything you say can and will be used on your sandwich.

Heavy are the balls that store the pee or something. I dont care

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

when will the clown sightings happen again that was fun

look in the mirror and they can start today

i don't know what to say here. it's like there's a conspiracy to show me bad takes on good food this week. first it's dry cracker pizzas are good and now it's bread and oil is bad. if you don't know what it is to lie around ripping bits off a piece of bread and dipping them in oil our human experiences are different enough that we couldn't realistically live or work together. it's a bigger barrier than language or culture, the inability to mutually acknowledge that oil and bread combined are greater than the sum of their parts. what do you even do? what events in your life happened to make you think this? do you drink so much soda that you are insensitive to the complex flavor of olive oil? is your image of this someone drizzling fucking bertolli or pompeian on a slice of wonder bread? what is your problem?

Puki? What does this picture have to do with your tax evasion hoodies?

they’re pesto egg sandwiches

they look disgusting

Your words won’t be as hurtful as my actions towards you

god i know this website will call literally anything feral but this man really did embody the spirit of a rabid animal

For those of you that don’t know this is the sweet and loving kid that is the current voice of Gumball for Cartoon Network. He has a youtube channel and in there you will not find anything like this, because as I said this is a very sweet kid but he just goes completely ape shit when he saw the opportunity to kill James Charles