“Best Food Opinions” Record Holder

Someone reblogged one of my posts and tagged with with #swearing and honestly that’s one of the greatest honors I’ve ever received

I think it’s so cool

I’m like, the most awesomest epic badass to ever do it, if you really think about it

I think the world would be a better place if I specifically could use ki blasts

Whenever I have negative thoughts, I psychically project an image of Spider-Man or Sonic the Hedgehog into my mind as a calming mechanism.

Strongly considering buying a rubber chicken.

While walking home today, I saw a cool old guy with a cowboy hat and black overcoat leaning against a wall stoically, and my first thought was “Bro, that’s The Mentor™, he can teach me incredible combat skills.”

Bro, more people gotta start drawing characters eating a big bowl of spaghetti together and then eating the same noodle and kissing like that one scene in Lady in the Tramp