By Jove, Even the Gods Love Jokes

Smug face of a free man

give me the beat boys and free your plums I wanna steal some of the icebox ones this is just to say

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

Still awesome.

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

To be fair imagine you just arrived in 2018 from Victorian England and discovered Take On Me, what are you supposed to do, not blast it loud enough for your family to hear it all the way back in 1876?

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

I Defeated the Demon Lord but it Turns Out the Demon Army was Largely Unaffected and I Fell Victim to a Flawed Belief in Great Man Theory

I Executed The Demon Lord With One Flawless Strike And After A Brief Power Struggle The New Demon Government Is Substantially More Committed To The War Because Of Some Reason I Don't Know

I Successfully Overthrew The Demon Lord And Instituted Demon Democracy But They Voted For A Commie So The CIA Not Some Fantasy Equivalent The Actual CIA Who Have Known About Magic And Alternate Realms The Whole Damn Time But Won't Just Unisekai Me Launched A Counter Coup And That's When Things Really Went To Shit

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

You can never overstate how funny it is that Dukat pre-recorded all those messages for each different scenario in Civil Defence like he made a Choose Your Own Adventure. There's probably hundreds or thousands more that they didn't even get to see