Worst of Yore

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

I WISH THINGS HAD TURNED OUT DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!! goes to the supermarket

Science changes all the time so it's impossible to tell if leprechauns are real or not.

bitching and moaning should lez out

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

advice for people that are actually doomed for real

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They done did it, Jake. They done put on the cowboy hats.