I know for a fact someone has made a post on here about this but when someone moans/whines while rubbing their nose because it’s just so itchy?? So hot for no reason

teasingly saying “wow big sneeze” to some itty bitty cutie who has never once had a big sneeze in their life. i’ll lose it rn

A VERY grumpy sickie with a VERY cheerful pattern on their tissue box.

Mission accepted

That breathless “g’euhh” after a particularly vicious sneeze.

I think we need more episode rewrite fics where the only changes come from one or multiple characters having an absolute nightmare sneezy cold

you can always torture your favorite fictional character in fanfics for no reason

trust me when i say that s/teve h/arrington is currently rotating in my head like a poptart in a microwave and will be done defrosting soon

ohhhh god he’s been trapped by the narrative. steve buddy if you can hear me we’re trying to get you out of there. just hang on ok? just try to hang on