Can I request a fluff with ArthurTV, where he and the reader (y/n pov) has a baby togheter (boy/girl you can decide).
Inspired by this photo of Danny Aarons. Something like Arthur is filming a reaction video with the boys, and the reader comes in with the baby because she need to do something (you can decide).
So she asks if he can look after the baby, all the boys thinks its so cute and talks to the baby. And Arthur is a super cute dad just pure fluff. Maybe if you want you can write also how the fans react after the videos is uploaded. đđ€ Hope you understand and its not to confusing.
Hii, thank you so much for this super cute request omg! I hope you like it đđ
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The Cutest Interruption
Summary: Arthur is filming a chaotic reaction video with George Clarke, Cam Kirkham, and Italian Bach when you quietly knock on his home office door. Your baby girl refuses to settle unless sheâs held, and you need both hands to make her bottle. Arthur takes her instantly, right on camera, slipping into soft, melty dad mode with zero hesitation. The boys crumble, the internet melts, and the surprise baby cameo becomes everyoneâs favourite moment.
Warning: so much fluff, soft dad!arthur, baby cameo, just George, Cam and Isaac losing their minds
Word count: 890 đž
Arthurâs home office door is cracked open just enough for you to hear the chaos happening inside â the familiar mess of George yelling, Cam cackling, and Isaac arguing dramatically in the background of whatever theyâre reacting to.
Your daughter squirms in your arms, her soft little whine building in her chest. Sheâs fighting sleep like itâs her sworn enemy, clinging to your shirt with her tiny fist. You need both hands to make her bottle, but she refuses to be put down without sounding like sheâs auditioning for a dramatic role.
You take a breath, shift her weight, and knock softly on the office door.
Instant hush inside.
Arthurâs voice comes, warm and cheerful:
âCome in!â
You open the door slowly.
Arthurâs back is to you at first, his headset slightly crooked, hair tousled from where your daughter tugged on it earlier. His monitor shows the three boys on Discord in their little squares, George leaning forward, Cam in some weird angle, Isaac gesturing wildly about something.
Arthur turns, sees you, and then sees her.
His whole face melts.
âHellooo, my girls,â he says in a voice so soft it almost sounds like someone else.
George immediately presses his face close to his webcam.
Your daughter looks at them like theyâre the ceiling fan, mildly interesting, but not important enough to stay awake for.
You laugh.
âSorry to interrupt, she wonât let me put her down and I need to get her bottle sorted. Can you take her for a minute?â
Arthur is already standing.
Like he genuinely teleports.
âCourse, babe. Come here, sweetheart,â he murmurs, arms open, eyes shining.
The second sheâs in his arms, she melts against his chest like she belongs exactly there. Arthur kisses the side of her head. Then again. And again. Because he can.
âWere you being dramatic for mummy, hmm?â he whispers. âYeah, thought so.â
George slaps his desk.
âSTOP. That dad voice is illegal.â
Cam giggles.
âHeâs gone. Fully dad-mode activated.â
Isaac: âSomeone record this for evidence.â
Arthur sits back down, balancing her effortlessly with one arm while turning back toward the monitor. She clutches his shirt in her tiny hand and settles like heâs her personal lullaby machine.
âRight lads,â Arthur says, bouncing her lightly, âweâll keep going. Sheâs reacting too.â
Your daughter lets out a tiny squeak, not quite a cry, just a sleepy complaint.
Isaac gasps.
âShe has spoken.â
George wipes a fake tear.
âHer debut in the reaction industry.â
Arthur kisses the top of her head and shakes his head at the boys.
âSheâs just telling you she prefers Uncle Cam.â
Cam places a dramatic hand on his heart.
âShe WHAT? Iâ Iâm honoured.â
You stand there for a moment, watching your boyfriend, headphones on, friends laughing in little squares on the screen, your baby fastened securely to his chest, and your heart warms so deeply you swear you could melt into the carpet.
When you come back with the bottle ready, the room is shockingly quiet.
Your daughter is fast asleep on Arthurâs chest, her cheek squished adorably against him, her little fist still gripping his shirt like she never wants to let go.
The boys are whispering.
Actually whispering.
George: âGuys Iâm gonna cry.â
Cam: âWhy is this so emotional?â
Isaac: âThis is cinema.â
Arthur looks up at you with the softest smile youâve ever seen.
âSheâs out,â he whispers.
He runs one gentle fingertip along her back, careful not to wake her.
You take her from him, and she stirs only slightly before settling back into your arms.
âThanks, babe,â you whisper.
He squeezes your waist lightly before turning back to his screen.
âAlright boysââ Arthur says quietly, clearing his throat,
âWhere were we?â
Cam fans himself.
âBeing destroyed emotionally, apparently.â
George nods.
âI need a minute.â
Isaac wipes his eyes.
âI am not okay.â
comments đŹ
user1: THE BABY CAMEO OH MY GOD I WASNâT READY đ
user2: Arthur in dad mode is something spiritual
user3: The way she instantly calmed when he held her?? My ovaries
user4: Bach gasping every 10 seconds is peak comedy đ€Ł
user5: George whispering because she fell asleep⊠this whole group needs therapy
user6: Cam being personally attacked that she likes him is SO on brand
user7: Arthur bouncing her while reactingâ heâs such a natural dad Iâm crying đ
user8: YN showing up like a beautiful side quest đ
user9: Petition for BabyTV episodes weekly please
user10: Her little hand gripping Arthurâs shirt⊠end me đ
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description: harry canât control his emotions around you
pairing: harry lewis (w2s) x fem!reader
genre: fluff
"hello, guys, and welcome back to another sidemen sunday!" tobi starts, "so today i have invited three groups of strangers who will match the boys with their partners, the group will get a thousand pounds per correct couple and if they manage to get all the pairs correct they will get an extra two thousand pounds!" tobi explains. "welcome the first group!" the room erupts in applause and two girls walk in.
"hi, my name is summer, i am 29 and i am from london, and i am here with my sister." the first girl introduces herself.
"i am anne, i am 27 and i am also from london." the second girl says.
"hello, ladies." tobi starts, "your task today is to match the couples. the lovely ladies standing there are married to these boys." tobi says pointing at you, talia, faith, freya, and ellie, you guys wave at the camera. "so let's get started."
"ok so i am thinking we should start by asking them to interact with the girls." summer says to her sister.
"yeah, ladies, can you each hug every guy here?" anne asks you guys. talia goes up first and hugs everybody. "ooo that didn't give us much."
"no, that guy at the end hated it." summer says, pointing at harry. "we can rule him out." everyone lets out a soft giggle.
faith, freya and ellie go up next and the response is almost similar. "i don't think that guy has a wife." anne says, refering to harry. "he is so awkward around all of them." the room erupts in laughter.
"what?" harry says in a high pitch voice. "i am not awkward."
"yeah sure mate." summer rolls her eyes. "okay, beautiful, you are up." she calls you up. you first hug ethan then vik, simon and josh, and then finally harry. you wrap your hands around his neck and his hands automatically find their way to your waist, his chin gently rests on your head and he releases a satisfied sigh. "there it is!" summer exclaims. "she is yours, isn't she?"
"what? it could be anyone." harry attempts to bluff.
"hell no, it's definitely her. he visibly relaxed when she hugged him, and he was grinning like crazy. they are definitely married." anne says.
"why were you grinning?" you whisper-yell to harry. "you blew our cover."
"i can't help it." he says giving you a cheeky smile.
summer and anne got three correct couples and walked away with three thousand pounds.
___
"okay, boys, welcome our second group!" tobi announces.
two men walk in, "hi, my name is nate, i am 34 and i am from manchester, i am here with my husband." the first man introduces himself.
"i am paul and i am 36." nateâs husband introduces himself.
"speaking from experience, when my husband compliments me, i tend to blush so we will ask you lovely ladies to compliment your husbands without telling us their names." nate explains.
freya goes first, then ellie, faith, then you. "okay, lovely, what's one thing you love the most about your husband?" nate asks.
"there are a lot of things i love about him, like the list could go on and on. he is smart, respectful and loving, but if i had to pick one thing that everyone can understand, it's gotta be his eyes, he's got beautiful eyes." you say, smiling to yourself, not glancing towards the boys to avoid making eye contact with harry.
"oh it's definitely him!" paul exclaims, pointing at harry.
"what?" harry asks, in a high pitched voice again.
"oh the moment she walked in, his entire demeanor changed, his eyes lit up and everything, and look at him right now he is blushing like crazy." paul says, the entire rooms starts laughing, you facepalm yourself.
"harry, mate, you are costing us money!" ethan shouts, making harry blushing harder.
nate and paul guess two couples correctly and walk away with two thousands pounds.
___
"okay, welcome our last group of people." tobi introduces a man and a woman.
"hi my name is sheena, i am 41 and i am here with my husband." the woman introduces herself.
"i am dean, i am 41 and we are from dublin." the man continues.
"i think couples just naturally match each otherâs aesthetics, so i think we should pair them up based on how they look together." sheena explains.
"yeah, i have to agree with that." dean says.
they dive straight into it, they start arranging you guys and, mix and match. they first pair talia with simon, then josh and freya, then vik and ellie, they pair faith with harry and lastly they pair you with ethan.
"yeah i think this is it." dean announces.
"no wait." sheena interupts. "the blond guy is not very happy that we paired her with the ginger man." she targets harry.
"oh yeah, he actually looks pissed." dean adds and starts laughing.
"i am not pissed, i am not pissed." harry tries his best to convience them, but his tone is laced with jealousy and anger.
"so you don't mind when i say they look good as a couple." sheena challenges him, pointing at you and ethan.
harry clenches is fists, his jaw tigtens and he offers sheena a tight smile, "i don't mind when you say that." the words come out forcefully.
"you are not conveincing anyone." sheena says, laughing harder. "okay pretties, you both can switch, please." she tells you and faith to swap.
"congratulations, you both are the first ones to get them all correct." tobi announces.
"well, it's all because of harry, thanks, mate." dean says, grinning at harry.
"cheers, mate." harry says, shyly, while you shake your head fondly.
"harry's costed us thousands today." simon says.
"yeah, fucking simp." ethan rolls his eyes.
"bro is obessed with his wife." vik adds, laughing.
"yes, i am simp and yes, i am obessed with my wife, say whatever you want, i love her." harry says, kissing your forehead, making you smile.
summary: Youâre visiting Harry while he hosts hide and seek at his house, he tells the guys not to bother you⊠but do they ever listen? | Harry x fem!reader
notes: fluffmas day 22! only 3 left :( based on this request! Hope this lifts ur spirits on a monday happy reading <3333
Harry tells them very clearly. âDonât go in the living room.â
He says it before filming starts, while everyoneâs milling about and Ethanâs already trying to wind him up. He says it again when cameras are rolling, and people are scouting out hiding spots.Â
âSheâs knackered, sheâs travelled, sheâs not part of the video,â Harry insists, pointing vaguely down the hall. âLeave her alone.â
Naturally, that means the living room becomes the most attractive hiding spot in the house.Â
Youâre curled up on the sofa with one of Harryâs hoodies on â the soft grey one that smells like him â legs tucked underneath you, phone in hand, only half watching whateverâs on the telly. You can hear the chaos echoing through the house: drawers slamming, whispered arguments, Ethan laughing too loudly.
You smile to yourself.Â
You havenât seen Harry properly in weeks. Long-distance does that thing where it makes the mundane feel precious â sitting on his sofa, wearing his clothes, existing in the same space without a screen between you.Â
The door creaks open.Â
âShh, shh, shh.âÂ
You look up just in time to see Simon, Ethan, and Tobi practically falling into the room, eyes wide and panicked.Â
âWhat are you-â you start.
Ethan presses a finger to his lips. âHide and seek.â
Simon grins. âWeâll be quiet.â
They absolutely will not be quiet.Â
Before you can argue, they scatter â Simon crouches behind the armchair, Tobi squeezes himself awkwardly behind the curtains, and Ethan⊠Just lies flat on the floor behind the sofa like thatâs a normal decision.Â
You blink. âHarry said-â
âWe know,â Simon whispers. âBut we havenât seen you in ages.â
As if summoned by your conversation, footsteps approach in the hallway.
Your heart jumps anyway.Â
The door opens again, and Harry slips inside, closing it carefully behind him like heâs sneaking into a secret.Â
âHi,â he murmurs, instantly soft, eyes lighting up when he sees you. âYou alright?â
You nod, smiling. âYeah.â
He crosses the room in three long strides, dropping down beside you without a second thought. One arm curls around your shoulders, pulling you into his side like itâs muscle memory.Â
He presses a kiss to your temple. Then another. Then one to your cheek.
Behind the sofa, Ethan bites his fist to stop the laughter.Â
âYou having fun?â Harry asks quietly, thumb brushing over your arm.Â
âMmâ, you say. âYour mates are being loud.âÂ
He huffs a laugh. âTell me about it.âÂ
Simon watches in disbelief as Harry leans in again, forehead resting against yours now, his voice dropping even softer.Â
âIâve missed you,â he says.
âI know,â you reply gently. âI missed you, too.â
Harry exhales, like heâs been holding that in all day. He kisses you properly this time â slow and familiar, like heâs grounding himself.
Tobi has to look away.Â
Harry pulls back just enough to smile at you, nose brushing yours. âIâll win this, you know.â
âYou say that every time.â
âAnd Iâm right every time.â
He grins, kisses you again, then finally â finally â stands up.
âIâll come back,â he whispers, like a promise.Â
The door clicks shut.Â
The room explodes into silent hysteria.Â
âOh my god,â Simon breathes. âHe didnât see us.â
âHe kissed her THREE TIMES,â Ethan whispers harshly. âIâm gonna be sick.â
Tobi shakes his head. âHeâs got it bad.â
Two minutes pass with you chatting and catching up with the guys, then the door opens again.Â
Harry slips back in like he forgot something.Â
He goes straight to you again.Â
âI forgot to ask,â he says softly, hand resting on your knee. âDo you want to get food after this?â
Simon squeezes his eyes shut.Â
You laugh quietly. âYes.â
âCool,â Harry says, relieved. He leans down, kisses you once more â quick, sweet - then pauses. âOne more.âÂ
He kisses you again.
Behind the armchair, Simon silently mouths this is ridiculous.
Harry finally straightens up, completely oblivious, and leaves the room.Â
The second the door shuts, Ethan sits up. âIâm telling him.â
Simon snorts. âHeâll be mortified.â
Tobi smiles fondly. âNah. Heâs in love.â
When Harry eventually bursts back into the living room later, triumphant and smug-Â
-and finds all three of them staring at him-
âYou lot hid in here,â he realises slowly.Â
Simon grins. âYeah.â
Ethan adds, âYou kissed her like four times.â
Harry freezes.
Then he groans, covering his face, âYouâre joking.â
You laugh, tugging his sleeve until he drops back onto the sofa beside you. He wraps an arm around you immediately, burying his face in your hair.Â
request:Â this is a req!! alfie and his mrs fluff, where theyâre at josh and sabinas wedding and his mrs catches the bouquet from the bouquet toss despite not jumping for it like everyone else did, leading everyone to tease Alfie the whole night
a/n:Â first fanfic as buttlesangel, tell me why im scaresd stop
The wedding venue is buzzing with energy as you make your way through the crowd, searching for Alfie. The evening sun casts a golden glow over the garden, illuminating the fairy lights strung between trees. You spot him immediately, heâs unmistakable even from a distance, broad shoulders straining slightly against the fitted navy suit jacket he's wearing. His curly brunette hair catches the light, styled perfectly as usual, and you can see the hint of his small moustache and slight beard even from across the lawn.
"There she is," Chip calls out, spotting you first. He turns to Alfie with a grin. "Your mrs has arrived, mate."
Alfie turns, his green eyes lighting up when they land on you. "Girl, where've you been?" he asks, his voice carrying that familiar roadman esque vibe that makes your stomach flutter. He opens his arms, and you practically run into them, feeling the solid warmth of his chest against yours.
"Got caught up helping Sabina with her dress emergency," you explain, pulling back slightly to look up at him. His defined arms wrap around you securely, making you feel safe and cherished.
"Typical," Alfie chuckles, pressing a kiss to your forehead. "Always sorting everyone else's dramas out, you look gorgeous darlinâ."
The ceremony is beautiful, Sabina looks absolutely radiant as she walks down the aisle, and Chips dark eyes shine with emotion as he watches her approach. You squeeze Alfie's hand during the vows, feeling a surge of emotion yourself, tears welling in your eyes. When they're pronounced married, the cheer from the crowd is deafening.
At the reception, you find yourself seated at a table with Alfie, Chris, Bach, Arthur, Cal, Harry, and Stan. The conversation flows easily, punctuated by laughter and the occasional clinking of glasses.
"I still can't believe Chip is married," Chris says, shaking his head. "And Iâve not got a girlfriend yet."
"Iâm sure Shannonâll still have you if youâll take her mate," Arthur replies, swirling the champagne in his glass.Â
"Found himself a proper rocket, didn't he? Makes two of us." Alfie teases, grinning at you, earning a playful shove from you and bellowing laughs from those around you.Â
You smile at his stupid words, feeling a warmth spread through your chest. Alfie catches your eye and winks, causing your cheeks to flush slightly.
When the dancing starts, Alfie pulls you onto the floor, his strong arms wrapping around your waist as you sway to the music. "You look like a little fucken tart tonight, girl," he grins drunkenly mucking around in your ear, his breath warm against your skin.
"Yeah I'd look sexier in white at one of these things," you reply, tracing the line of his jaw with your finger. "That suit was made for those shoulders."
He laughs, a deep rumble that you feel more than hear. "Fuck off reader, youâll get a ring one day, and that dayâs not soon. Maybe I should start wearing suits more often then."
As the night progresses, the DJ announces it's time for the bouquet toss. Sabina takes center stage, turning her back to the crowd of eager women.
"All the single ladies, make some noise!" the DJ booms, and the crowd erupts in cheers.
You stay toward the back of the group, leaning against a table with a glass of wine in hand. You're not one for these kinds of traditions, and besides, you're hardly single.
"Come on, girl!" Flo calls, beckoning you forward, she's dating Arthur herself so seeing her in the flock of girls made it slightly more tempting. "Get in there!"
You shake your head with a laugh. "No thanks, I'm good right here."
Alfie comes up behind you, wrapping his arms around your waist. "What you doing all the way back here, then? Shouldn't you be up there fighting for the bouquet?" he teases.
You lean back into his embrace. "I think I'll leave that to the desperate ones, I've no need when I have you." you reply with a smirk.Â
He chuckles, pressing a kiss to your temple. "Good. Don't want you getting any ideas about rushing me to the altar."
Sabina counts down, and with a final "three, two, one!" she tosses the bouquet over her shoulder. You watch as it arcs through the air, seeming to move in slow motion. The women in front of you jump and reach, but somehow, the bouquet sails right over their heads, landing directly in your outstretched hand, the one you'd casually raised to take a sip of wine.
For a moment, there's stunned silence. Then, the room erupts.
"No way!" Liv shrieks, pointing at you. "You didn't even try!"
You look down at the flowers in your hand, then up at Alfie, whose jaw has dropped.
"Oh for fucks sake, reader how has thisâ," he says, his eyes wide. "What did I just say about not getting any ideas?"
Before you can respond, you're surrounded by their friends, all talking at once.
"It's a sign!" Chris declares, slapping Alfie on the back. "You're next, mate!" that earned a few snickers and taunts from everyone telling chris he is just âmad itâs not him.â
"Properly next," George adds, grinning. "That bouquet practically came in on her. Good luck for paying with the wedding, this one's expensive. Youngla is gonna have to do a bit more than give commission for an ad."
Alfie groans, burying his face in his hands. "I take it all back. You lot are worse than my mum."
"Admit it, mate," Cal says, nudging Alfie with his elbow. "You're thinking about it now, aren't you?"
"Thinking about how I'm going to kill you lot, more like," Alfie retorts, though there's no real heat in his voice.
You can't help but laugh at his predicament. "Don't worry, baby," you whisper in his ear. "I'm not booking a venue just yet."
He looks at you, relief warring with something else in his green eyes. "Promise?"
"Cross my heart, although I am a little offended, you really donât wanna marry me?" you reply, mock upset, pouting, holding up the bouquet as evidence.
âDonât be silly, itâs not about you angel, could never be about you. Itâs about the timinâ, and now is not the timeâ Alfie softly chuckles, holding you against his chest.
The teasing continues throughout the night, with various friends stopping by your table to offer their congratulations, and their unsolicited advice about wedding planning, even their baby name ideas which really earn a scoff from Alfieâs face.
"Should start looking at venues now if you want to get married next year," Bach advises seriously, his arms wrapped around a giggling Liv. "Good ones book up fast."
"Or you could just elope," Flo suggests, Arthur nods eagerly amused next to her and chimes in. "Way less hassle."
"Nah you gotta do it proper," George counters. "Weâll get Vikk to perform a DJ set, although youâd have to make it a kid friendly wedding if you actually want guests to come."
Through it all, Alfie maintains a good natured grumbling, though you catch him looking at you with a soft expression when he thinks you're not paying attention.
As the evening winds down, you find yourselves sitting together at a quieter table away from the main crowd.
"You know," Alfie says, taking your hand in his, his thumb tracing circles on your palm. "When I said not to get any ideas..."
You look at him expectantly. "Yeah?"
He leans in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. "I didn't mean never. Just... not yet, yeah?"
Your heart does a little flip at his words. "I know," you reply softly. "I'm not going anywhere."
"Good," he says, pressing a gentle kiss to your lips. "Because I'm planning on keeping you around for a long time, girl."
As you leave the wedding, hand in hand, the bouquet still clutched in your other hand, you can't help but smile at the irony. You hadn't wanted to participate in the tradition, yet somehow, it had found you anyway. And as Alfie squeezes your hand, you think that maybe, just maybe, the tradition had known something you hadn't, that this man beside you, with his silly little vlogs, was indeed your future.
"So," Alfie says as you reach the car, breaking the comfortable silence. "What are you going to do with that bouquet?"
You look down at the flowers, then back at him with a mischievous glint in your eye. "I was thinking I might press it. You know, as a reminder."
He raises an eyebrow. "A reminder of what?"
You step closer, wrapping your arms around his neck. "That even when I'm not trying, fate still knows we're meant to be."
He laughs, the sound warm and genuine in the night air. "Cheeky," he murmurs, lowering his head to kiss you again. "But you're not wrong."
âI love you, readerâ Alfie mutters, staring into your eyes, his expression melting at your face, your eyes looking up at him.
âAre you gonna propose now? Is this it? Why arenât you on one knee?â You teased, fake squealing and jumping
pairing: harry lewis x reader
synopsis: a chaotic night at sidemen hijingo takes a blurry turn when you lose all focus on the game and completely abandon your team to find cozy, clingy comfort on your boyfriend's lap.Â
word count: 3.8k
tags/warnings :alcohol consumption, clingy reader, established relationship, fluff
âWelcome to Sidemen Hijingo!â
The room erupted into cheers and applause as Simonâs voice echoed through the venue.
Purple and pink neon lights washed over the venue, reflecting off glasses scattered across each table. Conversations overlapped from every direction as everyone started getting comfortable in their seats, already laughing amongst their teammates before the game had even begun.
You were teamed up with Tobi, Becky, and Pie, seated right in between them with your first bingo card and drinks splayed across the table.
âI just know that today is going to end badly for me.â You said turning to Tobi.Â
âFor as long as you follow the rules and donât say Hijingo, donât worry I got you.âÂ
âOf course you do, ya big softie.âÂ
Across the room, you caught sight of your boyfriend Harry, with his own team staring at you.Â
The second he noticed you looking back at him, he grinned and sent you a thumbs up.
You rolled your eyes, and turned back to Simon as he continued to list the rules, asked for team names and started the first round.Â
Immediately, everyoneâs attention snapped towards the front to see the first number call out.Â
âNumber Twenty-sevenâ
Chaos had well and truly commenced.
Round after round, drink after drink, mystery challenge after mystery challenge, nobody seemed capable of staying quiet for longer than five minutes.
Every few moments, another table would erupt into cheers or groans, followed almost immediately by someone insisting the game was rigged in their favour or against it.
Your team, somehow, was doing well.
Mostly because Tobi seemed to have developed an unnatural ability to spot numbers before they even properly registered on the screen.
The moment one appeared, he was already leaning forward.
âWeâve got that.â
âTobi, this is getting ridiculous,â Becky laughed as she marked another square.
âIâm just efficient.â
âOf course, itâs literally thee TobJZL,â Pie added, though he was smiling into his drink.
Tobi sat back like heâd just been crowned champion of something far more important than bingo.
Across the room, another team erupted into cheers, followed instantly by loud, dramatic protests from somewhere else. The entire venue never really settled; it just shifted between different bursts of noise...
You found yourself smiling at it all without really thinking, resting your chin in your hand.
The drinks didnât help.
Not in a way that made anything unclear or blurry.
Just in a way that made everything feel slightly softer at the edges. Easier to drift through. The loud voices around you started to blend into a warm, comfortable background track.
You took another slow sip of your drink, feeling the cool liquid hit your throat, and leaned back slightly in your chair.
Across the room, Harryâs table was in its usual state of controlled chaos.
George and Bach were deep in yet another argument about whether the system was âemotionally biased,â while Arthur looked like he had accepted that logic was no longer required for participation.
Harry was laughing through all of it.
He wasn't trying to steer the conversation. He wasn't really contributing to the argument.
He was just enjoying itâproperly enjoying itâthrowing his head back like the whole thing was the absolute best part of being there.
It made you smile before you even realised you were doing it, your gaze lingering on the way his eyes crinkled.
âGot it.â
Beckyâs voice pulled you back as the sharp clack of the marker hit the table.
You blinked, shaking yourself out of the daze, and glanced down. âAlready?â
âYou were looking elsewhere,â she said simply, her eyes tracking the screen as she spoke, a knowing smirk playing on her lips.
âI was multitasking.â
âSure you were.â
Tobi didnât even look up from the card, his finger tracing the grid. âWeâre two numbers away.â
That pulled your attention back in properly. The competitive spark finally nudged its way through the alcohol.
For a while, you actually tried.
You followed the screen. The calls. The reactions around the table.
You leaned forward when everyone else did.
You marked things when Becky told you to.
It almost worked.
Almost.
But the room was too loud, too vibrant, to fully settle into. There were too many things happening at once, pulling at your senses.
A sudden shout from another table pulled your attention sideways.
A loud cheer from somewhere else followed it a second later.
Then laughter â Harryâs distinct, wheezing laugh echoing over the music. His table was briefly visible between people moving around the venue, a pocket of bright energy in the crowded room.
You didnât turn fully this time.
Just caught it in passing.
Enough to register the sound.
Not enough to completely lose track of everything else on your own table.
Still, Becky noticed the half-second delay.
She didnât comment immediately.
She just slid the pen back across the table, her fingers tapping a quiet rhythm against the wood, and continued watching the screen.
A few beats later, she glanced side-long at you again.
Not annoyed.
Just⊠noting it.
Like sheâd quietly started keeping count of something else entirely.
Tobi marked another number off the card with a flourish.
âWeâre actually flying through this,â he said, leaning back slightly in his chair like he was inspecting his own masterpiece.
 You laughed quietly, the sound muffled by the ambient noise of the room, your eyes still half-focused on the board.
For a moment, it almost felt like you were fully back in it.
Almost.
âGot it,â Becky said again, already reaching for the marker before Tobi even had a chance to react.
You blinked, looking between the card and her. âWaitâhow are you both seeing these so fast?â
âWeâre paying attention,â Tobi said, throwing a playful look your way.
âI am paying attention.â
Becky gave you a look, her eyebrows raised, without actually looking away from the screen.
âThatâs not what Iâm seeing.â
You frowned, shifting in your seat. âWhat does that mean?â
âIt means,â Tobi added lightly, his tone teasing, âyouâve got a delay.â
âI donât have a delay.â
âYou do,â Becky said simply.
âI donât.â
A beat.
The neon lights pulsed overhead, casting long shadows across the table. Becky finally turned her head slightly toward you, letting her marker rest.
âYou do a thing.â
âI donât do a thing.â
âYou do,â Tobi nodded, chiming in seamlessly. âItâs consistent.â
You narrowed your eyes at them, trying to look serious. âWhat thing?â
Becky didnât answer straight away.
Instead, another number boomed through the speakers, and both of them reacted instantly, their eyes darting to the card.
You were a fraction slower.
Not enough to lose the point entirely.
Just enough for Becky to notice the hesitation again.
âThere,â she said, marking it with a definitive click.
âI was literally right behind you.â
âEmotionally behind us too,â Tobi added with a grin.
You let out a laugh, shaking your head. âThatâs not a thing.â
âIt is now,â Becky said.
You shook your head again, but you were smiling, the warmth of the room catching up to you.
Across the room, another massive burst of noise went up from the far tables.
Your head instinctively turnedâ
You caught yourself halfway.
Stopped.
Looked straight back at the card like you had just narrowly avoided a crime, staring hard at the little printed squares.
Too late.
Becky had already seen the movement out of the corner of her eye.
Tobi had too.
There was a long, deliberate pause at the table.
Then Tobi leaned back in his chair slightly, a mischievous glint in his eye.
âI think we should start charging her for every time she looks over there.â
You gasped, your jaw dropping slightly. âExcuse me?â
Becky hummed in agreement, tapping her chin. âWe could increase team funding. Buy another round.â
âI am right here,â you protested, looking between the two of them.
âYou are,â Tobi agreed, his smile widening. âJust⊠intermittently.â
âI am fully present.â
Becky finally turned to look at you properly now, leaning her elbow on the table and resting her chin in her hand.
âAre you though?â
âYes.â
A beat.
Another number was called out by the announcer.
You didnât look this time. You kept your eyes glued to the center of the table.
You were proud of that.
Genuinely.
Until Tobi spoke again, his voice dropping to a casual, conversational whisper.
âHarryâs laughing again.â
Immediately, your head turned.
Instantly.
Without permission from your brain.
There was a sudden, heavy silence at your table.
You froze, your eyes locking onto Harry's table for a split second before you realized what you'd done.
Slowly, you turned your head back around.
Becky was already smiling, holding back a laugh.
Tobi was biting his lip, trying desperately not to break.
You stared at them, your cheeks warming up under the pink lights.
ââŠThat doesnât count.â
Becky tilted her head, her smile spreading. âIt absolutely counts.â
âIt was informational,â Tobi added helpfully.
âI hate both of you.â
Becky reached for her drink, finally letting the full smile show now as she lifted the glass to her lips.
âWeâre just saying,â she said lightly, the ice clinking softly against the glass, âyouâve got very fast reaction timesâŠâ
Another number flashed up on the big screens.
Becky marked it instantly, her hand moving without hesitation. Tobi followed a second later with a nod, checking it off his own mental tracker.
You leaned forward slightly, resting your hands on the sticky wood of the table, already trying to refocus your attention when the loud announcement suddenly cut through the room.
âRight â mystery challenge!â
The entire venue shifted at once, a collective wave of movement and chatter rising as the neon lights began to pulse a deeper shade of purple.
Becky turned to you immediately. Her expression changed, turning less focused on the card and more on you as a slow grin spread across her face.
âOoo, go on then.â
You blinked, pointing a finger at your own chest. âMe?â
âYes,â she said simply, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Tobi nodded from across the table, leaning back in his chair. âYou should go.â
âI should?â
âYeah,â Becky said, already smiling. âYouâll be good at it.â
You hesitated, looking at the marker still in your hand. âBased on what exactly?â
âVibes,â Tobi replied.
âThatâs not a qualification.â
âIt is here,â Becky said, shifting in her seat and standing slightly now to give you room.
Across the table, Pie gave a lazy thumbs up, his eyes crinkling as he took a sip of his drink. âGo on. Represent us.â
You looked between all of them, completely outnumbered. âYouâre all just sending me up there?â
Becky laughed softly, the sound almost lost to the bass of the room. âWeâre not sending you. Weâre encouraging you.â
âThat is the same thing.â
âNo it isnât,â Tobi said.
âIt is emotionally,â you muttered.
Becky leaned in slightly, lowering her voice like she was letting you in on a secret over the roar of the crowd. âHonestly, itâs perfect timing. Youâve been way too locked in on the wrong things anyway.â
âI have not.â
âYou have,â she said gently, her eyes darting briefly toward the other side of the room before she smiled back at you. âGo. Have fun with it.â
Tobi pointed a finger toward the front of the venue where a small crowd of people was already starting to line up by the stage. âPlus itâll be chaos. Youâll like it.â
You hesitated for a second longer, the pink neon light catching the edge of your glass. Then the noise of the room rose again â laughter, movement, chairs shifting against the floorboards, people calling out to each other as they got up. And somehow, that decided it.
ââŠFine.â
Becky immediately lit up. âYes.â
Tobi nodded approvingly, crossing his arms. âGood choice.â
Pie clapped once, a short, sharp sound. âProud of you.â
You stood up, still half-protesting under your breath, but already being gently waved forward by the encouraging hands of your own table.
âI hate you all.â
But you were already walking forward, joining the rest of the selected players weaving through the crowded gaps between the tables. And as you moved through the shifting crowd toward the frontâ
Your attention flickered, just for a second, across the room.
Harry was already right there among the rest of the group on stage â just another person caught up in the same chaos, like this was completely normal.
And somehow, that made it easier.
âHi,â you said, almost under your breath as you stepped closer.
Harry turned immediately. A grin appeared on his face the second he saw you, looking like nothing about this was unusual at all. âHello.â
You didnât even think about it before closing the small gap between you. The hug was quick â natural, easy. One arm each, a brief squeeze, like it was just something that happened without needing permission.
âWell look who decided to participate,â he said as you pulled back slightly, his hand lingering for a fraction of a second.
âI didnât choose to,â you replied immediately.
âSure.â
âI didnât.â
âI believe you,â he said, not sounding like he did at all.
You shook your head, smiling despite yourself. Around you, the rest of the group was shifting into place, laughing, talking, settling into that familiar pre-challenge chaos. Before either of you could add anything else, Simonâs voice cut through the room.
âRight â listen up everyone!â
Neither of you fully let go straight away. You stayed in that half-second of contact, still half-facing each other, while the room slowly shifted into attention around you. Simon continued explaining the rules, gesturing as he spoke about a rock paper scissors tournament. Fast rounds. Immediate elimination. Simple enough that everyone was already nodding along.
Still half in the hug, Harry glanced toward the front. âThis is going to be chaos.â
âIt always is,â you said.
A small laugh left him. Only then did the two of you properly separate â not abruptly, just naturally as attention tightened across the stage.
You barely had time to settle before Simon was already speaking again. âRight â everyone pick someone. Rock paper scissors. Winners move on.â
The stage erupted instantly. Fast rounds, loud reactions, and people dropping out almost as quickly as they stepped forward. It stopped feeling like separate matches after a while, narrowing down exactly how everyone expected it to until it was obvious, even before Simon said it over the microphone.
âRight,â Simon sighed, looking between the two of you. âOf course itâs you two.â
The room erupted immediately. You let out a small laugh, turning slightly to find Harry already looking at you, still smiling.
âYeah, that makes sense,â he said.
You rolled your eyes. âUnfortunately.â
Simon raised a hand, and the noise dipped just slightly â enough for the moment to land. You stepped forward, Harry did too, and the rest of the stage blurred into background noise. Just the two of you now.
"Rock. Paper. Scissors."
Instant. You played. A beat.
Thenâ"I win!"
The room exploded. Harry immediately laughed, shaking his head as he stepped back. "Course you do," he said, the defeat fading into a proud, effortless smile as he looked at you.
You blinked, staring down at your own hand like the reality hadn't fully caught up yet. "...I actually won that."
"Yeah," he nodded, stepping closer to nudge your shoulder playfully. "You did."
Simon pointed a finger toward you through the roaring noise, his voice booming over the microphone. "Rightâyour team gets to pick a number!"
You caught Beckyâs frantic signaling from across the room and called out, "Number Fifty-eight!"
The venue reacted immediately with a massive wave of cheers, groans, and shouts of disbelief. And thenâ
"HIJINGO!"
Your table erupted into absolute madness. Becky's voice sliced clean through the ambient noise even from a distance, screaming, "I KNEW SHE'D GET IT!" while Tobi threw his hands up, laughing hysterically at the sheer luck of it all.
On stage, Harry looked down at you, his eyes crinkling. "Not bad."
You gave him a small, satisfied look, soaking in the high. "Obviously."
Before heading back down, Harry gave your arm a quick, affectionate squeezeâa private beat of warmth amidst the loud chaosâbefore you both parted ways to return to your respective sides. You practically floated back to your table, met with high-fives from Pie and triumphant cheering from Becky and Tobi. For a couple of rounds, the adrenaline kept you completely locked into the cards, matching Tobi's hyper-focus number for number.
But the peak of the excitement eventually began to cool.
As the next few rounds ticked by, the game slowly settled back into its usual, rhythmic chaos. Numbers continued to be called, teams celebrated, and Georgeâpredictablyâresumed his ongoing, passionate argument that the entire venue had a personal vendetta against him.
And that was when your attention, warm and slightly fuzzy from the drinks, began to drift across the room again.
Somewhere along the way, you completely stopped making a conscious effort to stay at your own table.
At first, Becky had been strict about it. She had marched over, physically guided you back by the shoulders, and reminded you that they still had a game to win. You had sat down, taken an obedient sip of your drink, and stared hard at the card. But the alcohol was making the room feel too warm, and Harry's table had a gravitational pull you couldn't fight. Less than ten minutes later, you had drifted right back.
This time, Becky didn't follow. Across the room, you caught her catching Tobiâs eye, pointing a finger at your empty chair, and dramatically dropping her head into her hands. They had officially given up on you.
Completely liberated, you stepped up right behind Harryâs chair, letting one hand settle absent-mindedly onto his shoulder.
Harry didnât even look up, completely unfazed by your sudden reappearance. Arthur was in the middle of a sentence, George was still complaining, and the game roared on around you, but Harryâs hand instantly lifted from the table. Without a word, his fingers slipped between yours, locking your hands together like muscle memory.
To be fair, the boys had seen this happen countless times. Whenever the group went out drinking, there always came a point in the night where you became significantly more attached to Harryâs side than your own.
You stood there for a few minutes, contentedly swaying to the music, before gently nudging his shoulder. "Harry."
He finally looked up, his thumb brushing over the back of your hand. "Hm?"
You looked at him, then eyed the crowded, occupied chairs around the table, and then looked back down at him with a sleepy pout. "Can I sit here?"
A soft smile immediately tugged at his lips. "Yeah, sure baby."
Harry gave your hand a small tug, guiding you down until you settled comfortably onto his lap. His free arm wrapped naturally around your waist, your legs sideways across his lap.Â
"Comfortable?" he murmured against your hair.
You hummed happily, resting your head on his chest. "Very."
"Good."
And that was that. Across the venue, Becky slowly lowered her glass, watching you completely dissolve into George's latest dramatic story. She nudged Tobi, pointing with her chin, before gesturing to Pieâwho was currently engaged in a very passionate conversation that seemed to be making perfect sense to him and absolutely nobody else.
"Yeah," Tobi laughed, taking a sip of his own drink as Pie joined in on a random cheer across the room. "She's gone, and he's completely tuned out. We're the only two left."
Across the room, the game had officially become background noiseâat least for you. George was already in the middle of another joke, fully committed to a bit that seemed to get more ridiculous every time he opened his mouth. Arthur was laughing, Bach was laughing, and unfortunately, so were you.
âYou cannot seriously think thatâs true,â Arthur said through a laugh.
âIt is true.â
âItâs literally not.â
âIt absolutely is.â
George looked around the table like he was expecting support. Your hand immediately shot up. âI agree with George.â
âThank you,â George said instantly.
Harry looked up briefly. âYou donât even know what heâs talking about.â
âDonât need to.â
âThatâs concerning.â
You pointed at George. âHeâs got conviction.â
âExactly!â George said.
Arthur laughed harder. Harry just shook his head before looking back down at the card in front of him.
One hand resting on the table. The other still loosely wrapped around your waist. Not because he was paying particular attention to it. Just because at some point youâd ended up there and neither of you had thought to move.
âYou are encouraging him,â Harry informed you.
âI think heâs funny.â
âHe already knows that.â
âGood.â
George looked delighted. Harry looked significantly less delighted. You grinned before settling further against his chest.
For a moment, Harry glanced down at you. Then at the nearly forgotten card in front of him. Then back at you.
âYouâre supposed to be helping your own team, you know.â
You tilted your head. âMy team seems fine.â
Harry snorted. âRight.â
And despite the fact that George was still talking, Arthur was still laughing, and numbers were still being called somewhere in the backgroundâ
Neither of you moved.
A few moments later, another drink appeared on the table.
Your eyes immediately lit up.
Harry noticed.
Unfortunately.
The second your hand reached for it, his got there first. His fingers closed around the glass before you could even touch it.
"Harry."
"No."
You stared at him. "You don't even know what I was going to say."
"I do."
"You don't."
"I absolutely do."
You frowned. He looked entirely unconvinced.
Without another word, he slid the drink slightly further away, out of your reach, before reaching for the glass of water beside him. The one that had been sitting there mostly untouched for the last hour.
"Drink."
You looked down at it. Then back at him. Then back at the water.
"You're no fun."
"Drink."
Arthur laughed. George pointed at Harry immediately. "He's doing that thing."
"What thing?" you asked.
"The protective boyfriend thing."
"I am not," Harry said.
"You are."
"I'm literally not."
Bach was already laughing. Meanwhile, Harry simply continued holding the glass of water out towards you. Waiting. Patiently. Like he already knew how this was ending.
With a dramatic sigh, you finally took it from his hand.
"There we go."
You narrowed your eyes, taking a slow sip. Harry looked entirely too pleased with himself.
Satisfied, he returned his attention back to the card in front of him. One hand resting on the table. The other found its way back around your waist without a second thought.
The game carried on around you. Numbers continued being called. Teams continued celebrating and complaining in equal measure.
And somewhere between the drinks, the laughter, and the constant chaos of the room, the rest of the evening seemed to settle into something comfortable.
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you and alfie try soft launching the fact that you have a daughter, but the internet struggles to catch on.
content/warnings: smau, dad!ab, established relationship (alfie and reader have been together since school), your daughter is 2ish years (sorry if some pictures arenât as consistent with her age), teeniest bit suggestive right at the end
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Random conversations between Alfie and his mrs in his vlogs.
Youâre both stood in the kitchen, camera set on the usual shelf facing you. Youâre chopping an apple up into little cubes.
âNah, my mrs has lost itâŠâ He shakes his head, watching you.
âWhatâs wrong?â You look between him and the camera, confused.
âWhatâs with the apples?â He questions, picking up an apple cube and popping it into his mouth.
âTheyâre squeaky. So if i chop them up then theyâre not squeaky when i eat them.â You explain, still focused on the task in front of you.
âRightâŠâ Alfie responds, pursing his lips and furrowing his eyebrows. Heâs learned to just let you get on with the weird things you do, itâs easier that way.
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Heâs sat on the couch, talking to the camera as you walk into the Grotto. His face immediately lights up and he turns the camera in your direction.
âLook who it is!â
âYo family!â You stick your tongue out at the camera, setting your stuff down.
âNah, I was gonna vlog but I might have to put the camera down for a whileâŠâ Alfie dramatically bites his lip and looks you up and down before reaching for your arse.
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please i beg u harry x reader age gap where harry is a bit insecure
OVER THE HILL àłàż HARRY LEWIS .á.á
summary: harry is about to turn thirty, and suddenly itâs like everyone around him has decided that means heâs basically ancient
content: age gap relationship, insecurity, mild angst, hurt/comfort, established relationship
a/n: this is just harry being deeply dramatic about ageing and then immediately getting shut down by josh AND reader because they have no time for his existential crises lmao
The joke starts with Ethan. Most things do.
"Right. Who wants to help me plan something absolutely humiliating for Harry's thirtieth?"
JJ immediately sits up. "I have ideas."
"I'm twenty-nine," Harry says.
"For another, what, five months?" Ethan says. "You're basically thirty, mate. You're on the slope."
"The slope," Harry repeats.
"Downward." Ethan makes a gesture that clearly represents a long decline into nothing. "Over the hill. Out of your prime. You're not going to be the baby anymore, H. What are you going to do with yourself?"
"I'm going to put you through the wall," Harry says pleasantly.
The thing is, it's not about the number.
Heâs never cared about getting older. Or at least thatâs what he tells himself. He watched the others turn thirty, watched them treat it like a funeral, and thought: that's not going to be me. He is not someone who does that. He is fine. He has always been fine.
The number is fine.
It's more... it's more that you're twenty-four.
It's more that twenty-four means something he's already moved past. The uncertainty. When everything still felt possible.Â
He remembers twenty-four. He was posting from his and the Cals flat, uploading videos at 2 am, not sure what any of it was going to be.
You're in that. You're in that age right now,and he's watching you from the outside of it like someone looking through glass.
He's already done things you haven't. He's been to places, made mistakes you don't know yet. He has six years of getting it wrong and figuring it out that sit between you like sediment, and sometimes he looks at you tucked into his side, making plans for things that are still ahead of you, and he thinks:Â She's going to want someone who's still in it with her.
Not someone with knees that crack on the stairs.
Not someone who remembers a version of the internet she was too young for.
Not someone who's already done his stupid years.
He doesn't say any of this, though. He's Harry. W2S incarnate. That's not him. Those insecure thoughts. And so he says nothing, and he makes a joke about Ethan's mom, and he pushes those feelings away.
Until Josh finds him in the car park.
It's much later now, and the afternoon has gone soft and slow. Most people have gone home, and Harry's leaning against the wall by the back exit, staring off into space.
He doesn't hear Josh until he's already next to him, and even then, Josh doesn't say anything straight away. Just sits down beside him, close enough that their shoulders are almost touching.
"You've been weird today," Josh says eventually.
"I'm always weird."
"Different weird." He pauses. "Since what Ethan said earlier."
Harry's jaw moves. "It's nothing. Ethan's a div."
"Yeah, he is," Josh agrees, easily. "But it got into your head."
Harry doesn't answer. That's an answer enough. They sit there for a moment, and somewhere across the car park a door bangs shut.
Josh finally turns to look at him. "The thirty thing, or the other thing?"
Harry looks up, his brows furrowed. How did he know?
"I pay attention," Josh says, like an apology almost.
There's a long pause. Harry's mouth does several things without committing to any of them.
"She's twenty-four," he says finally.
"Yeah."
"She's..." He stops and exhales through his nose. "She's got all of it still ahead of her, Josh, likeâŠÂ everything. And I've done all of it. I'm not... I'm not going to be figuring anything out alongside her, am I?  I've already figured it out. She's going to want someone in it with her."
Josh is quiet for a moment.
"You think she doesn't know that?" he says.
Harry frowns. "What?"
"She's twenty-four," Josh says. "Not twelve. She knows how old you are, H. She knows you've already done things. And sheâs still here." He says it like it's obvious. Like, Harry has somehow missed the most basic part.
Harry stares at his feet.
"Youâve seen the way she looks at you. Donât act like you havenât," Josh says, quieter now. "I have eyes. The boys have eyes. It's very obvious, honestly. It's a bit much."
Harry makes a noise that might be a laugh.
"Thirty's not over the hill," Josh says. "And even if it was, she'd be right there with you. That's the point." He squeezes Harry's shoulder once, firmly, and leaves.
Harry stands in the car park for another moment.
He doesn't figure anything out by the time he gets home. That's fine. Some things take longer than a car park.
You're already there when he arrives, key on the entry table, shoes off, settled into the sofa corner with your laptop like you belong there, you do, which is still sometimes a thing that catches him sideways. A documentary is already on. He doesn't remember agreeing on a documentary.
"You eat?" he asks.
"Mhm... Had yours as well," you say, not looking up. "Sorry."
He huffs out a laugh and settles down beside you.
"You're quiet," you say after a while.
"I'm always quiet," he says.
You looked at him over the top of your screen. "You literally have not stopped making noise since I met you."
He smiled despite himself and went back to his phone, scrolling without reading anything.
You watched him for a moment, then closed the laptop.
"Harry."
"Mm."
"What's going on?"
"Nothing." He could feel you still looking at him. "I'm fine."
"Okay," you said, and the careful neutrality of it was worse somehow than if you'd pushed.
You knew him well enough by now not to force it. Which meant you also knew him well enough to know something was actually wrong.
He put his phone face down on the cushion.
"Do you ever think..." he started, then stopped.
"Do I ever think?"Â you repeated, brows raised in amusement.
"That like..." He stared at the television. Some kind of bioluminescent creature drifted across the screen, slow and alien-like. âLikeâŠÂ I dunno, that maybe youâd be better off with someone your own age?â
The silence that followed was very still.
"No," you said sternly.
"I'm not... I'm not doing the insecure boyfriend thing. I'm just." He shifted, and his knee made a noise, a small but distinctly audible crack, and he laughed once, humourless. "I'm asking. Genuinely. Because I'm gonna be thirty, yeah? And you've got... you've got years of stuff you haven't done yet. Stuff I've already done, or I'm past the point of doing, and-"
"Harry."
"I'm just saying there's gonna come a point where-"
"Harry, stop."
He did. He looked at you.
You'd turned fully to face him, one knee pulled up to your chest. Your expression wasn't pitying, which he'd been half braced for. It was something firmer than that.
"Thirty isn't over the hill," you said.
"I know that," he said, which was partially true.
"And even if it was, which it is not, and I'll fight whoever said otherwise, that doesn't have anything to do with you and me. Where is this actually coming from?" You tilted your head slightly.
He didn't say anything.
"The lads been at you?"
A pause. "Little bit." He exhaled. "And the comments. Just... you know. The usual. Wroetoshaw's getting old, past his prime, gonna be over the hill-" He did a vague, dismissive gesture with his hand, like he could wave it off. "It's stupid. I know it's stupid."
"It's not stupid if it got in your head."
"It kind of is, though."
"No," you said, simple and firm. "It's not. You've always been the youngest. That's been part of how you see yourself for years. That's a weird thing to shift."
He bit his lip. "And the age gap thing-" he started.
"Is not a problem."
"You don't know..."
"I know what I want." Your voice didn't waver. "I know it's you. And I know you're acting like turning thirty is going to make you a completely different person, and it's not, it's just going to make you the same annoying, idiotic, actually quite soft person, but with maybe slightly more creaks in the joints-"
"Oi,"Â he said.
"-and that's fine. That's what I want. That's what I signed up for."
He was quiet for a moment. The documentary kept going in the background.
"I just don't want you to look at me in five years and think you missed out," he said, and it came out quieter than he'd intended. "Like... there's things you'll want to do that I've already-"
"Then we'll do them again," you said, like it was the simplest thing in the world. "Or we'll do different things. Harry, I'm not with you because of what you have or haven't done. I'm with you because of..." You paused, and he thought you might go soft on him, say something earnest and devastating, but instead the corner of your mouth turned up. "Well. I'm still working out exactly why, frankly, given the state of you."
He laughed, properly this time, and it broke something loose in his chest.
"Cheers," he said.
"Any time."
He reached over and pulled you into him, and you went without complaint, tucking yourself against his side like it was somewhere you'd been a hundred times. He pressed his mouth briefly to the top of your head.
"Thirty's not that old," he said, after a while.
"It's really not."
"The lads are all older than me still."
"Every single one of them."
"And I've still got a better hairline than JJ...."
"Objectively." You smiled.
On the screen, the deep-sea creature had found something luminous in the dark and drifted toward it.
"My knees are gonna be even more embarrassing in another few years," he said.
"I know," you said, and you sounded completely unbothered. "I've already made peace with it."
He tightened his arm around you, and neither of you said anything else for a while.