illegal alien👽

Not a curse but I fucking need this right now .

hope all my followers stumble into some cash to-night~

LG🐝T

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

Need me this energy!

🙏🏻

if you see this, even if we never talk, PayPal me $600

Cassandra got so pissed at Bioware she changed her name to Kassandra and asked Ubisoft to hire her

she can finally kiss women! all the women she wants

Ubisoft is giving us romance options and Bioware isn’t? What a time to live in.

If the US wins the world cup yall have to start calling it soccer

If the US wins the World Cup it means every other team dropped out

where did the other 72 fallout games go

She destroyed them before Todd even had the chance to tell us 

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

*he chuckles* But what?

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?