What am I even posting?

This Thing Kinda Works In A Tiny Homogeneous European Country So There’s No Reason It Wouldn’t Work In An Expansive Melting Pot Country With 300+ Million People, a Tumblr memoir

Never date a girl who likes anime because then when you fucking her shes gon say something like “Nya~ onniiii-chan” and then you gotta stop and cleanse yo body mind and soul.

If you say  “Nya~ onniiii-chan” while we fuckin I will cum instantly

Same

You die, and find yourself face-to-face with a real deity. You really connect, and are returned to life as a favor. Four deaths later, it’s starting to get inconvenient to meet this way.

I was confused for a moment. I thought “when did the George Washington sink?”