"I'll take care of him."

Lol. Lmao. You think Rocky is going to LET Grace die?? Fuck no. Broski has a team of Eridians cooking up some science as we speak. Throw Simon into that equation with his weird post blood ocean mutations that probably let him live longer and those chances get even lower. Grace I hope you're ready to wake up one morning and realize that for a 100 year old man you don't look all that much past 47.

✨Roman Sanders✨

I remember seeing one of these when I first got on tumblr and I really really love Roman so y'all are just gonna have to deal with reading about why he's so amazing

Sword. Need I say any more?

His smile. He literally has the protagonist smile. Y'know, the lopsided/crooked one that so-and-so hates at first but learns to love??? That.

He's a twin--which is actually really heckin cool, especially since IM a twin and it just makes me project on him more aksjsj

I love his rhyming and little sayings and stuff ("enough of thee, enough of thee, focus on issues, or focus on me." is one of my favorites)

he always puts really weird emphasis on things??? ("fOUR mAkoVERS" and "all I DO is win" are the first ones to come to mind kajsnnsj)

the way he runs his hand through his hair when he's excited or nervous or smth

i love how sincerely he apologizes

i also love his nicknames for the others bc like. That's adorable. He comes up with a different one every time, too!

his voice, bc like,,, it's so expressionate??? If i were to draw his voice itd have a lot of loops and curls

hes so extra. Like, his logo??? SO complicated and that can be really frustrating at times but like can we just appreciate how he has an entire SCENE in his logo?? And he just made it and thought it up in the blink of an eye??? I love him.

he is a himbo. Very dumb stupid prince man. I love him with my entire soul.

his weird, over the top metaphors

character growth!!! Cannot stress this enough!!!! He went from self-centered and rude to the guy who apologizes all the time and gives up his life's dream for his friends!!! Which isn't actually healthy, but I still love him!!!

He drew the Mona Lisa on a Dora coloring book

his weird relationship with corn and mashed potatoes--also, he cant have cream-based food. Endearing tidbits to know about him.

"C'mon Patton, they're just spider curtains! but if need be, I willwill slay them for you."

he's an insecure baby--and did you see how disconcerted he was when Thomas said he wanted to hear his opinion???

he's so passionate!! Big wavy motions with hands!!! Getting overexcited!!! He's great!!!

he gets off topic so fast--like the whole "feral cats" thing? that was awesome.

singy boi. Disney nerd boy. Fanboi. Enough said.

theres so much more but this post is long enough ajsbsbdb

have a complimentary Roman picture

roloceit where logan and roman start dating, and they’re the perfectionists of the group, right? so they obviously have some similar problems. they try to support each other, but both burn themselves out so much that they don’t have the energy to do anything but cuddle or scream into a pillow.

they don’t really know how to take care of each other on their own.

now janus “self-care” sanders sees this happening and decides “they both have a crush on me. i can use this to my advantage.”

so he periodically steals them from one another and their work, so when the unstolen one need cuddles they find their boyfriend talking to janus about their tiredness and their woes, and either have to try to go back to work but think about how janus is periodically stealing them away from each other, therefore not being able to do their work, or they’re just cuddling with janus and getting their emotions out.

Gay worm snake gives his prince boyfriend a smooch for freeing him

Sources say that gay prince worm is very flustered

Gay prince worm’s feral brother has broken out of Gay Worm Jail and is confirmed to be armed and is quote:

“On a mission to go kill worm God… or find my worm boyfriend, I don’t know yet!”

I REPEAT! WORM BOYFRIEND HAS BEEN LOCATED AND IS CURRENTLY GIVING HIS WAR CRIMINAL WORM BOYFRIEND SMOOCHES!

MEANWHILE…

OG news Logan

When you thought it would be fun to let your worms make their own little society but now there’s an anarchist wiggling around setting fire to buildings, 

everyone’s panicking,

and two of your worms are making out and touching tails like there’s no tomorrow

this was on my dash again and I wanted to contribute

Worm Sides 2

YES

YES.

Racists and transphobes : ew fuck you :/

Sanders sides fandom : LISTEN UP DIPSHIT- *decides spontaneously to draw Roman as poc and trans just to piss them off*

[I finally finished it and I think the updates to his file are even better than before! I hope you like it, I didn’t make the PDF have the fancy texture because that just takes so long and I need to draw Roman because his file is done as well. Anyways Logan is stressed. XD Warning- mentions of child abuse but there are no details about it, only that it happened.]

[Patton] [Logan] [Roman/Remus] [Virgil] [Janus] [Thomas]

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SCP-110315 - [Logan “The Memory Storage”]

Item #: SCP-110315

Object Class: Euclid KETER

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-110315 is considered to be too knowledgeable on the Foundation and its whereabouts, practices and test findings, and the O5 Council have decreed that under no circumstances may it be allowed to escape, which it is prone to attempt on a semi-standard basis if not regularly given mild sedatives and provided with numerous distractions. Long-term containment procedures for SCP-110315 are currently unknown and testing is prohibited. As the Foundation has been unable to terminate SCP-110315 by any means so far available to the Foundation, subject class has been redesignated Keter and will be monitored appropriately. See ███ ██████████ ██████ █████ ██ ████ ████ ███████ ██████████ ███ █████ ██ █████████ for any updated procedures. As of ████ all current and new information about SCP-110315 has been Clearance Level 5 Restricted. Nonadherence to these restrictions is grounds for immediate termination…….

PLEASE READ THE FULL DOCUMENT PDF FORM HERE

Or look in the read-more for a transcription.

Hey so uh

i joined 

cause hell fuck those people that made @/bleepblopbloop56 delete their drawing let the fandom go havoc and make it the only thing we talk abt for a year

[also hi hello if i got anything wrong with this please tell me and i’ll delete it]

- short cryptid messages

- everyones somewhat excited to meet me yet once they do I go against every headcanon they had for me and so I'm mildly disappointing

- everyone only has a vague idea of who I could be

- haven't been seen by a person in literal years