did I tell you guys I had a dream that the chocolate guy did a collab with the dandelion crayon girl. i bet you can never guess what they made out of chocolate.
Menacing chocolate ghost?
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did I tell you guys I had a dream that the chocolate guy did a collab with the dandelion crayon girl. i bet you can never guess what they made out of chocolate.
Menacing chocolate ghost?
so close! ☝️ crayon

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i bet it feels good as fuck to be a piece of sourdough bread that gets dipped in olive oil with various seasoning & herbs
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if y’all hated the last tapestry I made I got something even better. happy pride!
also didn’t block this one so don’t even ask
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Would being called big dog fix me? Who knows?
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"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while

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Mel, on average, sleeps a couple of hours less than Frank does most nights. Sometimes she goes to sleep later, sometimes she gets up earlier, it really depends on whether they've come from work or what they did before bed, but oftentimes she'll sneak out of bed to go do something else, reading, watching TV, writing on a journal article she's working on etc.
The thing is, Frank is like a heat-seeking missile, so sometimes he'll reach for her in his sleep and find the bed empty, and even though he's still mostly asleep, he gets a bit of FOMO.
And so, oftentimes, a blanket burrito with a tuft of hair sticking out at the top will shuffle out of the bedroom and come lie down on the sofa next to Mel to just be close-by while she does her thing. If she's just watching TV, he might commandeer her lap as a pillow, if she's busy, he'll just curl up next to her and listen to her typing on her keyboard.
Mel thinks it's pretty endearing, Frank thinks it's the most serene quiet proximity he's ever had, getting to be close without demands, being quietly wanted and accepted in her space with no need to engage further.
Everyone in the ED has something they're grossed out by. You get a strong stomach and a thick skin in this line of work, but everyone's got something they really don't like, and others will graciously step up and take those cases instead.
For the longest time, Mel can't figure out if Frank has a thing that squicks him. Sure, he doesn't *love* spiders in their apartment, and she takes care of them, but that doesn't come up much in the ED. He's unfazed by maggots, unbothered by tape worms, completely chill about the rats and mice that sometimes get lost in the ED because they're on the ground floor, bugs aren't an issue, burns, feces, he powers through it all.
And then one day a patient comes in covered in leeches, because they were at some kind of practitioner and the whole glass of them tipped over and onto the patient.
Frank takes one look at the gurney and barely manages to get a trash can under him.
"I'll take this one." Mel pats his back as he heaves, and goes to meet the EMTs.
i’m drinking the haterade today but i despise the er barbie thing so much. i think there are a lotttttt of connotations and associations regarding barbie that mel does not fit and its grating to me cos it feels like something superficial ppl try to mischaracterize mel into. and also i don’t think garcia would reuse a throwaway joke and ever call her that. so it’s really just one big nothing burger to me
the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.
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Ok but how much tho
you can have random one sided beef with ANYONE! it’s so beautiful. and it doesn’t cost any money!!!!!!

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yeah okay ill reblog that
whitsantos roommateisms
- trinity let dennis drive to work once and never again ("you act like you're afraid of the other cars" "i am!" "oh my god.")
- they watch a lot of dumb reality tv -- dennis is partial to home renovation shows and trinity loves survivor. they are certified dating show haters, which is why they've seen every season of love is blind
- dennis isn't even making avocado toast. he steals them to put in salads. trinity thinks this should be a felony
- he trims her hair for her. she returns the favor by insisting he go to a real barbershop, because his mom shaved his head at home until he left, then he kept cutting it himself until she made him stop
- every time they get sunday off they make cinnamon rolls from scratch (once they wake up at noon)
- they are MASTERS of the "we'll talk later" stare. princess & perlah get in a fight in tagalog? robby makes a weird remark to mckay? patient comments about javadi checking out a new nurse? they have locked eyes. doesn't matter if they're three rooms away from each other. they are communicating telepathically
- their place has like. two tiny windows. it's a dark little cave and dennis tries to grow herbs on the windowsills anyway. trinity thinks it's stupid until he starts making homemade pasta sauce with his tiny basil harvests. she keeps telling him it's dumb but sometimes comes home with new planters. she likes how gently he handles the roots when he pulls them up to repot.
- trinity can't make it through a movie longer than 90 minutes without falling asleep on dennis's shoulder, but he lets her because she deserves the rest and the warmth. he'd never tell her that out loud because he doesn't want her to stop.
I just want Langdon fighting with Robby to see Mel after she has a slight work accident and he’s like ur not family, you have this weird thing going on with her screaming at him in front of everyone I’m calling her emergency contact first and he calls and it’s Langdon on the phone with some quipy remark and he’s like fuck you hoe u now have to let me see her

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she's going for it!!!