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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar
no.
Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

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this is probably some pacific northwest shit but who the FUCK calls these potato wedges
theyre called jojos you fuckin amoeba
those are potato wedges.
no the fuck they are not theyre jojos
why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????
What are these things?
potato wedges
jojos (??????)
steak fries (they're not actually but okay)
"just french fries" according to that one guy in the notes
"taters"
home fries (again you're wrong that's a different thing but okay)
something else
Nosy ass plant
This man…
… has tea parties…
… WITH HIS DUCKS!!!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HIM!

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Skunk cabbage blooming. Some people don’t like the smell but I like it.
logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper
everybody reblog and put in the tags what flavor your pussy should be. if you don't have a pussy just pretend you do for this one post
it's interesting how 'mental health' branded apps or 'therapy' online services are without fail so heinous you can clock it from their advertising instantly. the tone they use alone is the same kind of hair raising as when you get to the suddenly perfectly clean settlement in the wasteland and immediately know they're eating people
picrels trying to siphon a little cash from the adhd adult industrial complex by keying into the anxieties of people they're hoping will be enough of a pushover to buy product if you tell them being scatterbrained and having dirty dishes is domestic abuse. neither the first nor the last but notably bold move
love to see all the reasons i as a child with untreated ADHD was called selfish and uncaring re-packaged as me having done emotional abuse. sorry mom and dad for emotionally abusing you when i was 7
It’s weird that we keep trying to armchair diagnose asshole behaviour with mental health labels and in doing so throw people with mental health conditions under the asshole bus when we could just call a guy an asshole and leave it at that
It just seems far more straightforward, you know
i say this as someone who was in college for six years and would go back in a heartbeat if that were ever feasible and just keep taking classes forever for fun because i love learning things. but you guys do realize that learning is not "the point" of the higher education system and if it was it would be structured completely differently. learning is absolutely something that happens at a college but it's tangential to the The Point of being a sorting process to decide what kinds of people are employable.

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People seriously underestimate the long term effects of constant loneliness
"why are you so weird?" Idk, maybe because being completely isolated while growing up has destroyed my brain and now I'm nothing more than a human-mimicking creature that bases all of my actions on what I think is normal human behavior rather than just doing things naturally
Desperately need more women if my life, especially butch Alastor. Sometimes you have to make your own food… 😩💖💋
May come back and clean this up with color later. It was definitely inspired by the lack of androgynous butch Alastor. Totally get the femme interpretations, but fuuuck I need her masc
seeing people on the internet hate on transmascs in such a specific way that i can tell they're just doing it like "i hate this cringe little blue haired woke weird girl who smells bad and makes me look cringe and fake. no one will ever fuck her. because i see transmascs as annoying women who want to be special and it's so embarrassing for them" bonus points if its from a another transmasc who passes and is embarrassed of everyone else
You know who you are. You are rarer than golddust and you give the the energy I need to keep up with what is quite a punishing release schedule.
"quick meal for when you're low on spoons!" *involves chopping vegetables* *uses a stove* *includes condiments* *involves letting something set/rest/simmer* *requires multiple kitchen items that will need to be washed* *estimated prep time: 30–45 minutes*

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God forbid women do anything
I love talking to kids about disability bc
1. they often just Get It, and
2. they have 0 concept of disability as a tragedy or something pitiable.
I've watched kids get into an argument with a teacher bc they thought wheelchairs were cool. I told a kid that I can't stand for too long sometimes and they replied, "That's okay, I can't do cartwheels sometimes, but I just do other stuff then. You can sit down with me if you want". Today a girl asked me what the headphones on a classmate's desk were for and I told her that headphones are important for some kids because noises bother them, and she said she wished she had headphones at home, because her baby brothers make a lot of noise and it makes it hard to think. The idea that different people could use tools at different times is intuitive and simple and when accessibility aids are explained neutrally, kids don't see them as bad or unfortunate, they're just things that are useful.
Even mental disability!! In Kindergarten the other day one of the kids asked me why his table partner got stickers when nobody else did. I started off by saying, "Well, when you do your work well, it feels good, right? That's your brain giving you a reward," and the kid just right away went, "Oh, and the stickers are like his reward?" YES! You are 5 and have a better grasp on ADHD than most adults! Kids blow me away every day.