the shark with the butter on it

Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

Did you just DeWalt my fucking white

those are potato wedges.

no the fuck they are not theyre jojos

why. are they going on a bizarre adventure????

logically I know pussy isn't supposed to come in fruity flavors but emotionally mine would taste like strawberries & cream dr pepper

everybody reblog and put in the tags what flavor your pussy should be. if you don't have a pussy just pretend you do for this one post

it's interesting how 'mental health' branded apps or 'therapy' online services are without fail so heinous you can clock it from their advertising instantly. the tone they use alone is the same kind of hair raising as when you get to the suddenly perfectly clean settlement in the wasteland and immediately know they're eating people

love to see all the reasons i as a child with untreated ADHD was called selfish and uncaring re-packaged as me having done emotional abuse. sorry mom and dad for emotionally abusing you when i was 7

i say this as someone who was in college for six years and would go back in a heartbeat if that were ever feasible and just keep taking classes forever for fun because i love learning things. but you guys do realize that learning is not "the point" of the higher education system and if it was it would be structured completely differently. learning is absolutely something that happens at a college but it's tangential to the The Point of being a sorting process to decide what kinds of people are employable.

seeing people on the internet hate on transmascs in such a specific way that i can tell they're just doing it like "i hate this cringe little blue haired woke weird girl who smells bad and makes me look cringe and fake. no one will ever fuck her. because i see transmascs as annoying women who want to be special and it's so embarrassing for them" bonus points if its from a another transmasc who passes and is embarrassed of everyone else

You know who you are. You are rarer than golddust and you give the the energy I need to keep up with what is quite a punishing release schedule.

"quick meal for when you're low on spoons!" *involves chopping vegetables* *uses a stove* *includes condiments* *involves letting something set/rest/simmer* *requires multiple kitchen items that will need to be washed* *estimated prep time: 30–45 minutes*

God forbid women do anything