cringe fail husband material

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

:|

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

BEAUTIFUL AND TRUE! DONATE BLOOD LIKE FROM ULTRAKILL! WE HAVE A PLATELET SHORTAGE THIS SUMMER!

Mondays aren't that bad once you cannot tell days apart from eachother

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

Attention male lovers:Its ok to beat me with a hammer until i dont move anymore