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but most importantly…they brought a snack?

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edwardsvirginity

Jacob: you guys can’t have sex while you’re human!! he’ll kill you!!!

bella:

fakehistory

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

2aminmyworld

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

theproblematicblogger

So I have a question for my followers: are there any conspiracy theories you’re 100% convinced are real

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Canadian prime minister Justing Trudeau is the illegitimate son of the late Cuban dictator Fidel Castro

unstumpabledeplorable

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

feminists-against-feminism

Castro with Treudeau’s parents

holding Justin’s older brother as a baby

Supposed parents are both white, yet Justin has Brown nipples

ampersand-prime

See, the nipples angle is just not something I would’ve thought to pursue

feminists-against-feminism

1000$ says his brother, who actually looks like his father Pierre, has pink nipples.

theproblematicblogger

Do we have a picture of Fidel’s nipples? My searches have yielded fakes and forgeries.

papa-peach-deactivated20241019

The FBI agent watching me is about to be very concerned.. *opens Google and starts typing*

Fidel Castro’s Nipples

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i wonder if there’s beatles fanfiction

5843902-deactivated20200614

nevermind. we need to throw the whole damn internet away

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bella: im so excited to see the baby i literally broke my spine and died for!

it:

susiethemoderator

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

biglawbear

RESUME

great-tweets

👀

monkeysaysficus

They have nine beverages between the two of them

polychromehana

i have that painting ai app on my phone so i went ahead and took the liberty…

jessthecheesewitch

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

queen-rot

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

jessthecheesewitch

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avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

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murdershegoat

i’d like to draw everyone’s attention to this portrait of a dog that’s in bella swans bedroom

kvitoya-deactivated20210415

i’d like to remind everyone that this dog portrait also appears in the music video for chandelier

twilightisgaynow

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me walking into the theaters to see the new batman movie while wearing a team edward shirt just to piss off men

pochacco

life goal simple. u want pretty girl love u and little cat adore u

tumblingtumbleleaves

imsooffendedwoahwhatsthat

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abbelbabbel

this is such a solid joke omg

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