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#we as a society never deserved robert pattinson

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Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible
The meme version of Edward Cullen as a man who is obsessed with snails and moss is infinitely more interesting than the version of him in the actual twilight books.
If Edward Cullen was a man who was obsessed with the small intricacies of the forests of Washington state and enjoyed foraging and taking pictures of snails he would actually be the most unique and interesting vampire character in modern literature but instead he’s an overprotective bitch whose main personality trait is that he hates himself.
Bella would also be way more interesting if she was watching this guy swerve the car over to the side of the road to take a picture of some cool moss and chewing on poisonous herbs like gum because his vampirism makes him immune and going “oh I can’t not fuck him”
Where can I see that? Or is it just you hallucinating Edward's?
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tbh i think Bella & Edward's marriage is only happy and romantic for young people who don't know yet what a happy marriage looks like? which sounds kinda harsh since they're not unhappy, but...
there's an element of friendship that's missing. a deepening intimacy that comes with being newlyweds. constantly having sex is a stereotype & a fraction of what married life entails! i wish they had come back from their honeymoon with inside jokes and funny stories. i wish we'd seen them bickering over their idiosyncrasies as they adjust to living together. like. if you're going to write Twilight as a cozy paranormal romance, why cut out the coziest part of marriage?
beneath it all, what bothers me is that we never really get this emotional payoff. Edward & Bella struggle with their attraction, struggle to stay together despite the danger, struggle through their own insecurities and physical relationship... but there's no real reward for the reader after Bella becomes a vampire. we go right from the wedding to Bella getting pregnant, a possible war with the wolves, demon baby, then a confrontation with the Volturi.
when do we see them really be comfortable with each other as partners? the few lines we get of them reading together or discussing the plot don't feel enough for a series that uniquely prioritizes the "slice of life" aesthetic. why don't we see them take up new hobbies? or having discussions that would have been impossible for their unmarried virgin selves? when marriage goes symbolically hand-in-hand with flawless immortality, how come we don't get to learn what it means to to be married to your best friend forever?
A quick update for all my fellow r/196 migrants about how things are going back in the motherland. A saga has unfolded:
It began with a basic hornypost, and a comment under said post:
So, the fatal BreadSlice was getting clowned on in the replies, until:
So yeah, the more things change the more they stay the same I guess.

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I was at a No Kings rally yesterday and rather than writing another essay about why this matters I will just say that it is pure joy to meet the people who want to stand out and the people who are doing the work. Thank you.
As I told the folks around me at the rally here yesterday: It makes me feel better to do this. I feel better for having been or being around the people who think and feel like I do about what's going on. Especially at this point in this fucked-up timeline, when we're ALL EXHAUSTED BY IT, but STILL FIGHTING!
Jacob: feel that? Flesh and blood and warmth
Bella: that is the exact opposite of all my kinks
Honestly, Edward Cullen could have crashed out much worse than he did when he realized he was falling in love. I don’t think he gets enough credit for that.
I think if after a century of not feeling any romantic attraction to anyone, I would have the mother of all existential crises if I suddenly fell face-first into a pit of Being In Love like he did. I’d be writing so many strongly worded letters to the powers that be. How dare you change this fundamental part of me so late in the game?
For how inflexible vampires are as a whole, and how Edward is shown to be particularly self-assured, I’m impressed by how smoothly he rolled with this huge change. If you ignore the fact that the person he fell in love with was specifically designed to stress him out, Edward’s reaction to the idea itself of falling in love was basically “oh, okay, this is who I am now. I am love’s bitch. I will adjust my fretting accordingly”
not great thanks for asking lucy

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Actually let me go ahead and say this because people have been commenting about Twilight on some of my La Push photos, and people get nostalgic for the Twilight series in autumn so there's always an uptick in Twilight content across social media platforms this time of year: It's not only outrageously disrespectful to record 'funny' Twilight content at La Push, it's also in direct violation of the Quileute Tribal Council's media policies. Yes, even for personal use:
I've seen several videos on Instagram, Tiktok, and Tumblr of people running in slow motion on beaches in La Push to the Twilight soundtrack. It's not funny. It's not cute.
If you're planning to visit La Push, take 2 minutes to review that policy and the Quileute Tribe's etiquette expectations.
Please stop making Twilight jokes & references on posts about La Push that have nothing to do with Twilight. I delete those comments from my posts.
Yes, plenty of people will remember several popular posts I made years ago about the Twilight vampires. I read the first book once, in 2007. I made posts about Twilight without remembering many details of the story, and I was ignorant to the damage the series had done (and still does) to the Quileute Tribe. I'm not posturing as 'pure' or better than anyone else in that regard.
Only that I learned, and now I know better. You can too: Read about Quileute Facts vs. Twilight Fiction.
And I've said this before: I can't actually stop you from engaging in Twilight media. But consider donating what you have or would spend on anything Twilight to the the Quileute Tribe's Move to Higher Ground fund:
What’s at stake? Living in a tsunami zone at the edge of the Pacific Ocean, a catastrophic earthquake can wipe out our community in less than 10 minutes – an entire generation of the Quileute people will cease to exist. We need your help to move our tribal community from a disaster zone to a safer, better, and higher ground.
tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.
I love the biggining of midnight sun because the other Cullens are all Edward do not kill that girl meanwhile Emmett pretty much goes
Okay but how fun would it be if Bella’s clumsiness and bad luck was not only a danger to herself but to others too
Like yeah yeah we got her accidentally hitting Mike with a volleyball in the first movie but I want a running gag where it’s like “thank god she only ever hangs out with indestructible immortals.” If Edward wasn’t impervious he’d have been seriously maimed/burned/crushed/stabbed fifty times over within the first six months of them dating.
She turns around in the kitchen while holding a knife not realizing he’s behind her, and if he were human she’d have just gutted him, but as it is his shirt is the only casualty. You know she’s hit him with her truck at least 3x; Edward laughs it off but one time he doesn’t have time to smooth the bumper out before Charlie gets home, so they have to make up a story. Etc.
These are some of the only times Edward is happy about being a vampire. Forget bulletproof, he’s Bellaproof. Instead of receiving life-threatening injuries he just gets to see Bella’s adorable mortified blushing every time the universe tries to half-assedly Final Destination him for associating with her

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when bella didn't want to get married at 18 because she saw how her parents' marriage crumbled and she was opposed to the patriarchal nature of the whole institution, and is bitter about it until the moment she is walking down the aisle, but as soon as she's married she realizes that being mrs. cullen is actually the best thing to ever happen to her and she's immediately ecstatic to have a baby with her husband. the way jacob says "you don't even belong to yourself anymore" about imprinting and is repulsed by the very idea, but then when he imprints he realizes it's actually what he was born to do & nothing could make him happier & he leaves everything behind to live with his mate's family. man once you become aware of the mormon agenda present within the twilight saga it is ALL you're aware of lol