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I know round umreon is canon, but long-boy angular umbreon lives rent-free in my head forever

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charlesoberonn

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

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Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

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Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

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charlesoberonn

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

teathattast

littlemissh0ney

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

madmadamemimble

the lip syncing has me shook to absolute death

midnight-revolucion

YOU CAN’T WATCH ONE WITHOUT THE OTHER HALF!!!

rhinco

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

dduane

The best "online-ageism" rebuttal I think I've ever seen

Check this out.

...Gotta adapt this for myself to include CompuServe and Fidonet. :)

doomhamster

Reblogging for "I have usernames older than you".

vaspider

This username is older than a lot of people on Tumblr. I've been vaspider online since 1998.

My username can not only vote and drink, that bitch can rent a fucking car.

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athelind

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

prismatic-bell

I've actually used it when I already knew, but also knew the subject at hand was absurdly niche and wanted to encourage people to look it up.

jmtorres

i also enjoy the variant "hang on i gotta look something up"/"hey what the fuck" because sometimes history is just. like that

samuraijacksoff

this is one of my absolute favorite background arts in samurai jack i adore its limited use of color and solid black, and the texturing and lines making up the brick its just completely pleasant. the shape of the moon hanging low and the dots of stars is delightful. i love how simple it is i love how the shape of the mountain is expressed by the curved tree line

treecitysessions

Scream this is iconic….

happidapp

i really love how you can tell how much happier she is

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nickelodeonhistory

jimmy neutron promotional interruption during spongebob squarepants (2001)

kideon

this would fuck me up if i was watching live

#It did fuck me up lol

n0seferatu

big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free

n0seferatu

damn british people cant cum..... this is so sad.......

n0seferatu

big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all

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backina

(⊙-⊙)

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kumagawa

HOW ANIMES BE WHEN SOMEONE DIES

klapollo

at planned parenthood and they're playing regular show

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cutecipher

"dude if you don't get this abortion benson is gonna fire us"

ornithologyorthodoxy

I know they’re from porn bots but these are the best comments I’ve ever received for my art.

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spaghettioverdose-deactivated20

As a trans woman I can confirm that they indeed found an ancient forest inside a 630ft deep sinkhole in China

gayweeddaddy69

cis people can reblog this but keep it on subject, please

senshibignaturals

Happy pride month everyone always remember that the sinkhole has an ecosystem large enough to house not only insects but likely several species of small birds or mammals

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delatoid

I love this genre of Pokémon

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