The Story of the Beast with the four dirty Paws

I had a very nice date with a veeeerrry pretty lady last night

She said yes to a second date girlies

No offence but the animal I carry inside myself will never let me be happy it takes everything - even the coffee - it makes me a slave of my passions and it never gives up and doesn't know how to wait and this animal that I carry inside myself wants you

reblog and put in the tags how you pronounce tw in your head

what language did you learn in school and can you actually speak it?

me (an adult): yeah I’m thinking about running away

catch me in target lusting after kitchenware like a 45 year old mother of three

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

u like the same music as me??? so hot, marry me

i think love is about finding people to be in the kitchen with

you people left me in my enclosure without any enrichment and now i listen to the mountain goats

my birthday is in july! :)