hasan

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

by all means. but also by all niceys

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.

sorry I texted you back in 0.3 seconds. your presence in my life is a constant joy and talking to you makes it worth it

i hope im not just a mutual to you but also a really annoying stranger who is somehow always going through something

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

Now Jary :)

it’s jary :)

reblog to give prev a fUCKING BREAK in 2026

how is everyone feeling today