Bitch? No, it's pronounced Butch

No no youre onto something

If I can be a hater for a second: I find the mystique around the phrase "wine-dark sea" to be rather tedious. Like. It's clearly referring to shade rather than hue. Idk if it's different in ancient Greek but I don't think Homer ever said "the wine-colored sea." It literally has the word "dark" in the thing, you guys.

If I said that something black was "as black as the night," would you take that to mean it's a sort of dark blue spangled with stars and planets? You would not.

One of the little joys in my life is when you're on the bus and it starts moving and you use the pole to swing into your seat.

The Magnanimous Airplane

well, the ears dropped

[ID: Tumblr comment by @/synthaphone which says, "I did see a character on artfight once who was just named “Rock” and the owner said in the description “if you draw a piece that has a rock in the background, you can tag this character and get extra points”, so i have to assume that the rule was added specifically to stop Rock." End ID.]

then of course the inverse to a situation like euini's is one like olruggio's where a child who does live up to and exceed the standards imposed on them is overburdened with responsibilities that would be physically taxing and deeply traumatizing for a full grown adult, let alone an elementary schooler, and pushed to the point of a nervous breakdown. they're just feeding kids into the meat grinder in this thing man. its pretty awesome

I've just seen a TV show review describe teen pregnancy as an "adult theme" and I'm sorry but what are we even doing. how is that. how is that a. like it says in the name of the thing that it's

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use