a benign fungus

tom would say some shit like “i want to breastfeed you” to greg and greg would go “like uh ? like a metaphorical ? like a business milk?” and then tom would go “business milk?” and laugh like greg was the weird one and then greg would think he was the weird one

when someone recommends me a new tv show i feel like an aging widower who people keep encouraging to remarry but he refuses to because he loves his dead wife so much. and the dead wife is succession

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

i would bet anything that the context through which greg's dad got with marianne is more or less the same as how tom got with shiv. rich party girl kinda messed up and on drugs, will take comfort that any passing gay guy has to offer....

i really need more emphasis on the tomgreg agegap im a big fan please can more people write about greg daddy issues hirsch being into dilfs

i wish we'd gotten an overt and on-the-nose tomgreg parallel to kendall calling greg "the world's biggest parasite" -- because i just know tom would call greg a parasite in the right circumstances, only he'd mean it NOT in the sense of "you're feeding from me" but rather "you crawled inside me and you take up so much space in me that you're basically a part of me, and you have control of me."