ATTENTION: PRODUCT TRUCK SPILL ACCIDENT ON THE 5S
HUNDREDS OF TINY PLUSH TIEDYE TURTLES SPILLED OVER ONTO THE FREEWAY RIGHT BEFORE THE CULVER EXIT
I DROVE RIGHT PAST THEM WHILE ELO’S MR BLUE SKY BLARED ON MY SPEAKERS
IT WILL REMAIN THE GREATEST REGRET OF MY LIFE THAT I DIDNT STOP TO PICK ONE UP
IF UR IN THE AREA GO PICK ONE UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
THEY LOOKED EXACTLY LIKE THIS
DASHCAM FOOTAGE POSTED SOON




















