Burn Them Prisons

Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses

King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.

It's not punk to poison the soil, dude.

Management should feel lucky to be alive.

To everyone reblogging this to say “he is” or “they all are” i love you

Posts that be like “If I were a monster that had to eat people, i would just eat horrible people~” are so absurd to me. How often do you see Known Criminals on the street? Billionaires out for a nightly stroll around town? Effectively fucking never. If I have to drag myself to the grocery store, you think it’s gonna be any easier for me to hunt Bezos and Co. every time my stomach growls? I can’t bother to plan meals more than a day in advance, how am i gonna perform whole ass detective work to confirm someone’s a serial killer before i eat them? Ya’ll got that much time on your hands? Planning 5 course meals every night of the week? Don’t make me laugh. Eat a pedestrian and tragically wrestle with guilt like the rest of us, idiot.

feeling bored i’m gonna dox a fish

ok here goes

ocean

what the fub

The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself

The second rule is DONT GET YOUR FUCKING FEET WET