There’s something really terrifying about the concept of being pursued by something that can only walk slowly after. Just slooowly following. You can chill for a while if you get far enough away but it’s still coming.

That’s called “persistence hunting” and it’s how humans hunted all sorts of megafauna to extinction, as well as what let our species become so disperse and so numerous. Our existence is a horror story told from the monster’s perspective.

So you’re telling me zombie is absolutely a valid career path

Watch the movie on Netflix called “ It Follows” lol

humans terrify me

“Our existence is a horror story told from the monsters perspective” is one of the coolest and most terrifying sentences I’ve ever thought about

yup i’m sure that’s what everyone was wanting to know after handling it

Reblogging this once more because my mom and I legitimately laughed to tears.

this is my favorite video on the internet

mental health tip: save this video. watch it when you’re sad. it’s the best goddamn thing on the internet

Oh wow. The world straight up broke Gen Z. I thought we were bad. Oof

This is exactly what type of humor I imagine A.I. developing

Here, put this candy in your annoying mouth and shut the fuck up.

They’re like adult pacifiers

WAIT. Sound ON and WAIT

its true that crying wont solve things but we dont cry to solve. we cry to release

oh my god I cannot breathe

I literally choked at the end.

i’m in tears rn this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all year

@ellivia @defnotmeyoyoyo please tell me you’ve seen this before

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

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