nearly eleven o'clock

It is recommended you apply BY NOVEMBER.

Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It’s not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!

I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.

One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak

the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread

Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.

the thing about carrying tension in your jaw is that once you've started it's really fucking hard to stop

please make this post go viral i need it to show up constantly in my activity feed thereby reminding me to relax my jaw

i defy anyone who tells me this is not the original audio

Crazy to think that this is all Ronald Reagan’s fault

I dont care what you're referring to. You are right.

to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

If an autistic person overexplains something to you they probably don't think you're dumb they just think THEY would appreciate those details if they were the ones being explained to

A lot of things that seem obviously implicit in speech AREN'T obvious to autistic people. So we inherently think it's necessary to specify things that might seem transparent to neurotypical people because usually WE'RE the ones who need those explanations

🥺 I wish every cow a very back scratched