bad hare day

Only thing that can save me now is a redbull and a cigarette and maybe some homoerotic tension while I beat the shit outta someone

the worst part of summer is that people get sooo comfortable expressing their disgust at having to see other people’s bodies. they’re always complaining about wrinkly old men at the nude hot springs or fat women in bikinis at the beach. I hate that shit. if you’re not capable of being normal about bodies you personally don’t find attractive, just turn your head to look at something else! and if you’re not smart enough to do that, then at least do the rest of us the courtesy of suffering in silence, because we don’t wanna hear your weird comments. thanks.

staring at the dessert menu and twirling my hair and going "should I be baaaaddd" until the autistic girl I'm eating with says "there is nothing bad about eating dessert. it is a morally neutral action"

having a body made of meat sucks ass

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

i feel spiritually connected to bella baxter in ways unexplainable to the average guy

I'm not a puppygirl or a catgirl. I'm a fish. and that is satisfyingly vague and abstract enough for me

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

being a horror fan will have you saying sentences such as “i liked it a lot, super gross and sad”

Also true crime

no thats a different and worse thing i am not associated with you