Hi.

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

guy who played a lot of fallen london doing literally anything else: I'm getting a lot of "fallen london" vibes from this...

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

never kill yourself. you have to fill your mutuals dash with shit they don't care about forever, okay?

Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while

Im tired of not speaking my truth to stay uncouth. We simply must torture The Character in perverse and cruel ways for my enjoyment and pleasure. Guards begin