just do nothing it is impossible ❤

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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whos there

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

when you transition you don't just stop there. assigned genders are limited but chosen genders come with tiers, skill trees & that kind of thing. when you get that feeling like, "what now?" you just keep going boss. you're not Just A Girl for the rest of your life now. what if you wanted to be a Girl 2? or a Super Girl? what if you wanted to be a Dragon Girl. don't you want to be a Dragon Girl? oh you already are one?? well that's not the end of the road yet either. New Gender Plus

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"

"Write character relationships that are normal" WRONG ☝ CODEPENDENCY BEAM 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

show me another funny picture im not driving tonight

I plan on watching a movie at some point in the future

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eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...