just do nothing it is impossible ❤

did you know that apparently if you try to act normal the normalness doesn't come through but the acting does. and did you know apparently everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound

Let’s fucking crazy

Let’s just fucking crazy

oh well i guess ill just be fat and hot

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

Always thinking about that post that’s like you know a shows fucked when people can name individual writers.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

GOD i can't fucking do ANYTHING WRONG (throws beer bottle at the wall but it bounces off and lands perfectly right side up)

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whos there

sorry to be a broken record every month but christ menstruation is a stupid concept. oooooh excuse me for not getting pregnant, why the fuck is there goo falling out of me about it? grow the fuck up and reabsorb that shit for nutrients.

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

when you transition you don't just stop there. assigned genders are limited but chosen genders come with tiers, skill trees & that kind of thing. when you get that feeling like, "what now?" you just keep going boss. you're not Just A Girl for the rest of your life now. what if you wanted to be a Girl 2? or a Super Girl? what if you wanted to be a Dragon Girl. don't you want to be a Dragon Girl? oh you already are one?? well that's not the end of the road yet either. New Gender Plus

walking down the street with my 250 year old transgender elf gf and the other elves are glaring at her whispering cradle snatcher... predator... creep... and she grips my hand a little tighter, I wordlessly squeeze her hand back and stretch, revealing the handle of my dark killing blade, and they swiftly scatter and hide in their homes. she smiles, and I swear to you, she's more radiant than the sun, more precious than life itself, and she tells me "you're so widely feared for someone your age,"