DCST brainrot time

Stop asking me for vending machines on my beaches!!!!! This is not design by committee!!!!!!!!

trauma dashboard

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

that one meme but i can't draw rabbits (and also kazui is there)

gay ever since he was born

this is getting ridiculous. the file extension for this cannot be .sex it just cannot be. what the fuck SExtractor. astronomers aren't real.

Life is beach

whatever go my little rainbow weird kid rock

Sometimes I am tempted to just fucking make up a situation just to see what kind of batshit reasons people would come up with for the batshit behaviour. Like "I saw a dude licking my car. I yelled at him to stop doing that but he didn't react at all, and didn't stop licking before I kicked him and then he just ran off" and people would be like "maybe he was anemic, I had the urge to lick metal objects when I was low on iron", "no he must have been licking road salt off your car" or "fucked up of you to just kick a deaf guy."

um. i think that will make an even awkwarder silence

the pokemon company doesn't realize that by not hiring chunsoft to make a new mystery dungeon game, they're missing out on like 1 trillion dollars for this reason alone