shadowbanned

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.

are there really people who use tumblr with timestamps turned off. what are you doing

Star Trek is crazy you’ll look away for two seconds and then Kirk is suddenly shirtless in a harness and a shock collar

Reblog if you think the person you reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

not enough secret gardens and hidden passageways and bookshelves that open to a mysterious library these days. get working on that girls.

on it boss

trapped in the catacombs boss

never judge a book by its cover is such a moronic saying. if it says dictionary on the front, and you open it up to find nothing but yaoi --you've simply been had. it's a ruse, and shouldn't be representative of all book covers. stumbling upon a goldmine aside, the intended purpose of most book covers is to convey its contents in the form of a title. maybe do judge books by their cover, but watch out!

My ford got a hydrolic module with a jumping bean in it

bro are drivers insane? That's like the second car-related post on Tumblr with the amount of hatred literally not seen under any other type of post ever

Yeah the jumping bean makes the car jump over/across

Road rage is so bad because it's the same rage anyone would feel at a computer working wrong, (slow internet, program not doing what you want, whatever), but it raises the stakes to "possibly literally life or death".

Basically it works by containing the power of the mexigan jumping bean to fire the cylanders inside of the wheel hydraulics and create a massive jumping force