In Existential Distress

If you’re a Seattle fan you should be entitled to financial compensation good lord

BILKS AND BARNES TO DETROIT!? SOMEONE SEDATE ME!!

they’ve got Schroeds. no one need me

I have nothing to say except that I wish pwhl detroit experience the same level of success (hockey-wise) that the torrent experienced in our first year 🩵

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

Feeling a kinship with San Jose. Tide pod and toothpaste the cleanliness sisters.

catherine dubois is just comically attractive Oh look at me with my shiny ass teeth and cartoonishly hot facial features man get real. game will be in the Depths of Hockey Hell and the camera pans to catherine dubois mogging everyone and glimmering on-screen like an anime protagonist's love interest

You know what, I can’t even begrudge Ottawa this win. I think if they got swept GP wouldn’t have let them off the ice alive