Spaghetto™

BRING HIM BACK

oh thank goodness

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

I've been melting dogs down to make this thing called dog metal

I got a letter... The name on the envelope said "Pjackk."

Please stop he is drowning…..

they're making the omelas child go to therapy so it can learn about interpersonal accountability and realize the impact that its confusing and antisocial behavior has on the people around it

Dogs are a weapon invented by cave males. They contain teeth, urine, and other. Dogs have been observed with many abilities. Some can climb, weep, or even create lesser forms of music. A group of dogs is known as a cinch, and a medium group of dogs is known as a special. Their wealth is considered unremarkable.

secretary birds look pretty normal but for some reason people have collectively decided to photograph them like they're [takes a moment to find an acceptable way to say this] women

there’s a japanese radish just below this post but you can’t reach it

7-eleven pizza on deck get at me fuckers