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bliss lane
Misplaced Lens Cap
The Stonewall Inn
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cosimo Galluzzi
Cosmic Funnies
almost home
Andulka
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
The Bowery Presents
@theartofmadeline
we're not kids anymore.
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@bugwizard4lyfe
HELLOOOOO
i’ve decided to make a little intro post teehee
you can call me Worm or Wormzard or Bug, i don’t really need a specific name and i use it-its
i am a wizardposter, that is all i do, this blog is only for wizardposting
out of character stuff will be tagged as “ooc” or “not wizardposting”
this blog is for fun and whimsy, please no negativity of any kind
safe space for everyone except bigots
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Staff of the cleaning wizard.
tiny wizard affirmations
I can study tomes of ancient knowledge even if the books are larger than my body
I can transform into a bigger size if I wanted to; I am proud of my natural size
My staff is the perfect size for me to wield powerful forces.
Being small makes it harder for my enemies to aim their attacks
My magic protects me from larger beasts and other threats.
Small wizards can make big fireballs
Wind magic cannot yeet me
If someone says “what is this, a spell scroll for ants?” jokes on them because they will be cursed with ant infestation. They are going to wish they had my spell scrolls.
I've gotten like, (checks notes) 50 wizards certified already. How are many of you are there?? (sighs) Why did I even take this job as a wizard certifier.. I'm starting to regret it (not)
Ok, I think we need a census take. I'm a wizard myself so.. 📜✍️ ..that's☝️one. Please cast a silly spell to prove your arcaneness, preferably not on me please.
i cast…. MEDIUM DIRT BALL! alright let’s play catch
this has been plaguing my mind for days
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Oh my god rip the saint helena earwig. It was once the worlds largest earwig
Gravel mining completely destroyed its habitat and the introduction of invasive predators was the nail in the coffin. Fucking gravel mining..
Reminds me of this photo “After the Destruction” that won teenager Andrea Dominizi Young Photographer of the Year with the NHM of London last year.
The scene shows a longhorn beetle of the species Morimus asper across from the logging machinery that threatens its shrinking habitat. Some see the photograph as a heartbreaking portrayal of inevitable doom (and the bug’s genus name meaning “destined to die” doesn’t help) while others see a hopeful and defiant message where the beetle is as large as the machinery itself.
It’s probably my very favorite wildlife shot of the past decade, and one that gets people thinking about invertebrate conservation in a powerful way.
I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half
W o r m s a r e n o t b u g s?
- b u g s - w i z a r d
technically yes, worms are not bugs. however, anyone who tries to put a bug in a box is a fool. even so, i am not “bugwizard” solely due to my own identity as a bug, but also because i love and respect bugs, as friends, family, and spell summons.
bugs!
Hey there! I wanted to let you know that I reported your account when I meant to report someone else. It was a mistake, and I hope it didn’t cause any issues. I received a ticket from Tumblr and can share it with you if you’d like I'm not able to send you a message right now, though, and I’m not sure why.
no worries, i didn’t notice anything. i have it set so that only ppl i follow can send me messages. thanks for letting me know :)
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oh ok. I see how it is. Yea. Alright. I’ll just take my cauldron of rats and go then. Whatever.
#emowizard
Can you win against your pfp/icon in a fight (in the sense of asking which one is physically stronger)? Assume you both have the drive and the motivation to fight eachother, and both of you are unarmed (unless your pfp explicitly shows them with a weapon, or they physically cannot survive without their weapon).
I can easily win against them with no issues
I can win against them, but it wouldn’t exactly be instantaneous
I can most likely win against them, but I would be struggling
I can juuuust barely beat them in a fight
We tie
They will win against me, but it would be a very close match
They will win against me, but they would be struggling
They will win, but at least I would have survived the first few moments
They can easily win against me with zero issues
I can’t imagine my pfp in a fight*
Infinite many nuance
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*Not being able to conceptualize the idea of what a fight against your pfp would even look like, e.g. if your pfp is just a solid blue circle with no inherent meaning behind it
Is this a regular fight or a fight to the death? I don’t know, but odds are it wouldn’t make much of a difference
Okay so some slimes are basically mindless but there are some slimes that are intelligent and can understand you and you can't always tell them apart by looking at them so every time you meet a slime you should say "Hello slime!" just in case they're one of the second type.
same for worms! and most things, really. i always try to be on my best behaviour when encountering something new, just to be safe.
dear bug wizard as requested by the witch council, you are now concidered "friemd". you are allowed to come to the following witch events demon summonings burning meanies at the stake sleepovers foraging shopping sprees i hope you take care of these prevliges. we hope to see you soon your witch pal @thewitcg
thank you very much, friemd! i am honoured to receive such privileges, and you can rest assured i will live up to that honour.
you are similarly free to visit my humble garden, partake in the fresh veggies and fruits, perhaps rest a while in my Healing Bog.
i look forward to an auspicious friendship!
somebuggy
i aint the snuggest bug in the bed
@bugwizard4lyfe
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starting a collection
@bugwizard4lyfe
Anyway Discord is running a survey on future AI integration. Bring the heat.
