back pain :(

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

*looks at polyamorous triad* so which of you is the soldier and which is the poet and which is the king

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

you can search anything on here and get completely unrelated x reader fanfics. you could search up rainbow trout and it would only take a few scrolls before you hit the Jung Kook BTS x f!reader exhibitionist kink fic

the rainbow trout is watching them

i have tested positive for tzatziki

ID. a looping gif drawn to look like an ink illustration of a foal prancing in circles around its grazing mother. End ID.

We all have that one guy we hate doing night watch with on our ship

"I swear to god i just saw something" Ohhh my goddd

competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible

the kindest discourse on all of the web is little children discussing how cool yoshi is on vids they make where he dances

There's a scene in very early 60's Doctor Who where a character falls into a swamp, I think, and they throw not a rag doll, but a card board cut out of the actor. 10/10 they don't make 'em like this no more

imagine your last memory of earth being violent imagine the last human touch u remember being someone pushing u to the ground imagine the last time u feel the sun on ur face or dirt under ur hands is when ur clawing at the ground desperate and terrified to stay on earth ryland grace if i think about u too long i feel physically SICK