spontaniously wondrous

2017………is……in….less…than…………..3 months

how can you take this post seriously with the photos arranged like that

I’m not the mom friend, I’m the dad friend: tries to take care of his friends but is too distant and emotionally clumsy to be any good at it

SHE WINS💀

anyone would be lucky to date me. i was “a pleasure to have in class”

windows 8 can suck my dick

I can’t believe how far technology has come

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

no one tell him

Good question.

unfollow me

Uh, why?

You may “believe” that capitalism should be destroyed, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t the most successful economic model in human history, and has to led to the most successful civil societies in history. You may “believe” that international communism is “necessary”, but that such a system can’t compete with capitalism is historically evident, that it doesn’t work is well established, and that any citizen with even a half way decent life would reject any proposed decline in their standard of living, through violence, is obvious. I won’t fault you for holding these misguided beliefs as much as you fault me for my correct ones.

What the fuck is going on in this post

what?

Skull poop L?

what is this really supposed to mean tho

Dea poo L

fuckin love all of this nonsense

@deadpoolology

@beyondrapture

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The dick joke one is my lockscreen 😂

#put that thing back where it came from or so help me

*very tiny jurassic park theme music*