certified dilf-hunter

we fucked up

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

Just heard from my doctor they're gonna have to put me down next week because I fucking suck

let’s hear it for sodomy

Why everyone so obsessed with peter from mc ride or whatever his name is. peter? whats his name ? benjamin?

whats his name damien? i see him everywhere. peter?

Click on it twice. These are your two super powers.

everyone else always seems to fucking get cool shit and i always get like “gel manipulation” and “using dust along w/ your fighting style”

Boiled cigarettes and ibuprofen (a nutritious meal for a growing girl)

if god is real then explain the state of georgia

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

at your wifes house rn😏 she hitting me with a broom